Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation

When a homosexual(queer/gay/transgenders)-person trys to get you to let them suck your dick, when they obviously know your straight.(not gay.normal)

Man this Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation about to have me punching out that fucking fag. He offered me $100 to let him suck my dick. He knows I'm straight. WTF

by Dee-endah June 12, 2023

cesar situation

when a straight person is constantly surrounded by gay people; is a part of friend group that is primarily gay

“is this person fruity or is it jus a cesar situation ?”

by tonuspokus December 11, 2020

emergency frog situation

Something that was found on reddit and was ‘spammed all over twitter’

That severe storm was an emergency frog situation!

by whiteate33 January 2, 2024

Plaper Situation

When your life fluctuates between weird to fucked up to lost and everything in between.

"Is she drunk? "
"Why else would someone play air guitar for half an hour straight?"
"Dude this is a pretty plaper situation we've got on our hands."

by xnofy May 6, 2010

<.7.9.7.6.>as an Air sign you are good at adapting to new situations and that will be a factor in your favor over the coming year. Others may be worried by the frenzied pace of change but for you it will be exciting and full of opportunity<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>as an Air sign you are good at adapting to new situations and that will be a factor in your favor over the coming year. Others may be worried by the frenzied pace of change but for you it will be exciting and full of opportunity<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>as an Air sign you are good at adapting to new situations and that will be a factor in your favor over the coming year. Others may be worried by the frenzied pace of change but for you it will be exciting and full of opportunity<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 3, 2025

LIFTS situation

LIFTS stands for 'light is faster than sound'. It usually refers to a situation wherein someone looks like smart/intelligent/well-groomed person from afar, but when the said person is talked to, it comes to the realization that he/she is almost the polar opposite and you want to get away as soon and politely as possible.

During my coffiebreak, I approached a guy smartly dresses in stark white shirt and shine shoes and glasses. But when I started talking to him, he started to try and convince me that global warming was just a myth and 5G towers were causing the coronavirus. I tried to break away as quickly as I could, quoting that I left my laptop unlocked and had to go back urgently.
Man, that was a bad LIFTS situation.

by BabaYaga13 June 4, 2020

Seatbelt Situation

A scenario that feels unnecessary 99% of the time — until that 1% shows up.

- Backing up my files always felt unnecessary... until my laptop died.
That’s a seatbelt situation in action.

- Q: "Why do you keep a flashlight on every floor?"

A: "It’s a seatbelt situation. One time the power went out while I was in the basement — I tripped three times trying to find the one upstairs."

- Most people only learn what a seatbelt situation is the hard way.
I’d rather not wait for the lesson.

by mechanicalsheep August 6, 2025