A situation is a term used to describe a male and female being in a relationship together. A slang used in place for the term relationship.
by Old Head Joe June 8, 2023
Get the Situation mug.When a homosexual(queer/gay/transgenders)-person trys to get you to let them suck your dick, when they obviously know your straight.(not gay.normal)
Man this Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation about to have me punching out that fucking fag. He offered me $100 to let him suck my dick. He knows I'm straight. WTF
by Dee-endah June 12, 2023
Get the Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation mug.a friend that you do not actually like their personality, but bc of a situation( small shitty towns, at an event, relatives the same age as you, classes with random ppl ) you spend time with them (not always on a regular basis). this person annoys you at times and you may or may not find their beliefs expensive.
example 1
(14 year old girl) : why did you hangout with emma’s sister she slept with my ex
her friend:bc my mom is bsfs with her mom so we went on vacation together
ex 2:
boy: why do u hangout with my ex
girl: we volunteer at the same place
ex3:
patient: i feel like none of my friends really get me
therapist: they are probably situation friends
(14 year old girl) : why did you hangout with emma’s sister she slept with my ex
her friend:bc my mom is bsfs with her mom so we went on vacation together
ex 2:
boy: why do u hangout with my ex
girl: we volunteer at the same place
ex3:
patient: i feel like none of my friends really get me
therapist: they are probably situation friends
by echo88 March 26, 2023
Get the situation friend mug.Regarding the situation in horror content where the antagonist is only walking towards the victim when they're not looking at them, sort of like a Boo from the Super Mario series where looking at them causes them to become idle
bro 1: "bro, so you see him inching towards him"
bro 2: "yeah bro its like a boo situation, he keeps moving when hes not looking"
bro 2: "yeah bro its like a boo situation, he keeps moving when hes not looking"
by Funky24 June 5, 2024
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Get the Situation-Jason mug.Sarcastic term for a "stacked deck" set of circumstances dat allows one lucky person to come out on top no matter which way things go.
Horny stud: How's this for deal --- if I win this game, YOU'LL agree to have sex with ME, and if YOU win, I'LL agree to have sex with YOU...??
Hot chick: Yeah, right --- THAT means l'd hafta spread my legs for you in ANY case --- talk about a "win-win situation"! :P :P
Hot chick: Yeah, right --- THAT means l'd hafta spread my legs for you in ANY case --- talk about a "win-win situation"! :P :P
by QuacksO January 20, 2023
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