waste of semen

Insult used to describe someone especially inferior or stupid.

The blonde cheerleader was such a waste of semen

by Tym Blanchard January 23, 2007

cum guzzling semen demon

some one who guzzles semen at a rapid pace

dude i went out with this chick last night and she was a cum guzzling semen demon!

by nick hund January 8, 2008

semen

the creamy white stuff that when you bend over in the shower it gets shot in your ass

oh boy today james plugged my ass with semen i wont shit for weeks

by Devin Demaine April 22, 2004

natural selection

1. Another name for the Columbine High School massacre.

2. Words printed on the shirt worn by Eric Harris as he committed the above.

"Sometime in April me and V will get revenge and will kick natural selection up a few notches" - Eric David Harris

by ColumbineInBloom January 15, 2005

Seecam

having big and sexy calves.

whoa he has some seecams!

by Precious F September 26, 2006

butt semen

The bloody ejaculate that oozes from your ass virgin conquest after you pummelled that stinky tight ass.

My butt semen stained Brittany's parents bed sheets after I nailed that ass virgin last night in a drunken 4 hour fuck fest.

by mitsuman February 25, 2007

Semen Inferno

Assuming the splooge is infact flammable, the semen inferno is achieved by cumming onto a female (generally on the back or stomach) and then quickly proceeding to ignite the semen using a lighter, matches, etc. Then enjoy the show.

#1 "why are there bandages on Mary's back?"

#2 "oh Jay started a Semen Inferno over the weekend"

#1 "niice"

by The Real Tiger Woods March 1, 2008