September 10

National garlic bread day! A day to eat garlic bread! All hail the garlic bread!

Holy shit you guys! It’s September 10 that means it’s national garlic bread day!!! Happy birthday Kiriana!

by Fartass1400 April 18, 2020

September 26

Nationaly fuck your bestfriend day

Hey 😩 its September 26….. look it up baba grill🥰😜🤣😛😇😝😇😋😀😋😋😋😂😀

by raethebae September 25, 2021

Septembeard

This is an event within the month of September in which on the first day, a man will shave his face in its entirety and the refrain from shaving until the first day of the following month. Giving his beard a full 31 days to flourish.

Many who participate in this event will do so in a group of people and compare their beards on the 31st of the month and determine who is the Septembeard Champion.

*Note* - Girlfriends, Wives, Fiances & Mothers, more often than not, are against the Septembeard festivities and will often complain.

Bill - "Did you see Dave's beard? He looks like Tom Hanks in Cast Away."

Dan - "I think they are going to name him the Septembeard Champion."

Jessica - "You all need to shave, you look like a congregation of homeless men, it's gross."

by Syn55 November 1, 2009

september 13

A day where people get together and go out for dinner. An enjoyable day. A good day for a birthday, or sex.

Hey honey today is September 13th let's go out to dinner for Alyssa's birthday. Possibly a sex session afterward?

by Al6ssa June 8, 2017

September

A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves.

I can't wait for september to come so we can play inthe leaves!

by Mama Janna October 26, 2008

September 30

The day the devils are born.
You are sassy and always get your way.

“Omg you were born on September 30? You ask them for me.”

by Madzmolly November 27, 2019

September 24

National get rammed day.

G: I’m off to go and get rammed guys

Us: Why?
G: It’s September 24th

by NC1997 October 19, 2019