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scotch double

An instance where a person fires a single shot and hits two targets. Usually a term used when bird hunting or skeet shooting.
John took aim at one duck as it flew by and fired just as another crossed it's path, and hit both. A perfect scotch double for the day.
by Jamezfb September 29, 2008
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Ball Scratcher

A problem with a degree of difficulty greater than that of the average "head scratcher."
Should I wipe my ass now, or wait until I'm done? What a ball scratcher that is.
by The Stinker July 14, 2006
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scatphreak

someone who enjoys playing with/eating shit for sexual pleasure.
scat=shit/phreak=freak
I didn't just piss on her, I shit on her and she rubbed my shit all over herself cuz she's a "scatphreak"!
by Steve Irish May 2, 2004
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Scotch Egg

A Person or Object pertaining to be Scottish or to support Scotland while actually being a 'Useful Idiot' for any organisation that is seen to be overtly unionist or otherwise reprehensible, or in general a bigotted racist twat. (The Scotch Egg is not and never will be Scottish)
"See that Duke of Argyll, He's a fucking Scotch Egg and no mistake!" "That boy with the Rangers Tartan Kilt is a pure Scotch Egg" " See that twat with the tricolor shorts and his entire family dressed in celtic tops he's a fucking Scotch egg "
by Big Stewart January 7, 2019
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Tell it to a bottle of scotch

Taking out your problems by drinking a bottle of scotch, specifically when you have nobody to talk about your problems to.
Debra Morgan: "The Bay Harbor butcher is one of our own."
Special Agent Frank Lundy: "We keep this to ourselves for now."

Angel Batista: "No, I'm gonna go tell it to a bottle of scotch."
by dexfan October 31, 2010
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Scartch That Kitty Cat

To get that pussy or please a women.
Dad:Son i'm gonna teach you how to scratch that kitty cat like I do your mom.

Son:Quit joking dad you haven't got none in years.
by J Mit March 23, 2005
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scratch your dirty neck

this is basically the coldest dis to someone who has just been moded (molded)- proven very very wrong.
aaw. I TOLD you the Beastie Boys signed to Capitol. Scratch your dirty neck!!!!
by devdawgula July 3, 2004
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