(UK) A Special Constable is a voluntary Police Officer who is attested in front of a Magistrate and so has full police powers. Special Constables give up their own free time in order to help the policing effort in their local area and "Specials" are much valued members of almost every Police Force in the United Kingdom.
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During anal sex when the receiving person is not clean and shits on the penetrating person’s penis.
When the penetrating person’s penis is caked or covered in shit after fucking a dirty hole.
When the penetrating person’s penis is caked or covered in shit after fucking a dirty hole.
Manuel: “How did your Grindr hookup go?”
Louis: “It started well but after 10 minutes or so, he gave me a Bakersfield Special. We needed to stop because there was shit everywhere.”
Manuel: “gross”
Louis “Did you douche before your hookup?”
Manuel: “Of course I did. I don’t want to give anyone a Bakersfield Special.”
Louis: “It started well but after 10 minutes or so, he gave me a Bakersfield Special. We needed to stop because there was shit everywhere.”
Manuel: “gross”
Louis “Did you douche before your hookup?”
Manuel: “Of course I did. I don’t want to give anyone a Bakersfield Special.”
by TheBlackPearl March 27, 2022
Get the Bakersfield Special mug.A Huxtable House Special is a male pours a lot of pudding on a female's vagina, then he inserts his penis inside & begins thrusting. While thrusting, the male would begin site Bill Cosby line like Zippety Zoop & Boopety Boop Boop. While the male is quoting such lines & thrusting, both particpants would reach their climax, ejecting their sexual fluids. Once both of them release these fluids, the guy would give the girl a Cosby Sweater. After she receives her Cosby Sweater, the male would pull out mixing both participants sexual fluids with the pudding that's on the female's vagina using his penis. The age requirement to try this is 45 years & up
Bill a man, 47 years old wanted to try something new with his wife Ellen, who is 45 years old. So Bill says to Ellen, "Hey baby I wanna show you what Huxtable House Special is". Ellen's response it " What the hell is that"? Bill responds to her by saying, "Look I have a whole lotta pudding cups here, so just zippetty zoop yourself to the bed room & you will find out.
by Sho'Nuff Joiner November 4, 2013
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2 pairs of spectacles for the price of 1 is a specsaver.
most spectacle wearers know that if they break their glasses they can revert back to their old pair as an emergency measure especially as a new pair can be made up in a few days.what usually happens is that the optician will try and use the free second pair as an opportunity to sell you a coating or tint which you will rarely, if ever, use.
if you visit the optician every 2 years you just end up with lots of unused free second pairs.
most spectacle wearers know that if they break their glasses they can revert back to their old pair as an emergency measure especially as a new pair can be made up in a few days.what usually happens is that the optician will try and use the free second pair as an opportunity to sell you a coating or tint which you will rarely, if ever, use.
if you visit the optician every 2 years you just end up with lots of unused free second pairs.
by Nesty. January 4, 2012
Get the specsaver mug.A malady affecting a significant portion of the world's population wherein the afflicted will demand special treatment, conduct themselves with a ludicrous, unfounded sense of entitlement, and generally make the lives of everyone around them that much more miserable.
The danger of this disease is that the sufferers rarely, if ever, know that they have contracted it, and continue about their merry way under the assumption that EVERYONE ELSE is the problem.
This condition, if left untreated, can radically alter the carrier's demeanor, to include any of the following: a complete devolution to child-like behavior, temper tantrums, and/or fits of narcissistic rage.
When confronted with an individual suspected of harboring Special Snowflake Syndrome, one's best course of action is to run away. Further attempts at educating the carrier on the reality of their condition (e.g., quoting Tyler Durden: "You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.") will likely prove futile, and potentially hazardous to the informer.
The danger of this disease is that the sufferers rarely, if ever, know that they have contracted it, and continue about their merry way under the assumption that EVERYONE ELSE is the problem.
This condition, if left untreated, can radically alter the carrier's demeanor, to include any of the following: a complete devolution to child-like behavior, temper tantrums, and/or fits of narcissistic rage.
When confronted with an individual suspected of harboring Special Snowflake Syndrome, one's best course of action is to run away. Further attempts at educating the carrier on the reality of their condition (e.g., quoting Tyler Durden: "You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.") will likely prove futile, and potentially hazardous to the informer.
-Can you believe that lady who was just in? Where the hell am I supposed to find the earrings that match this necklace that the manufacturer stopped making ten years ago?
-Hell if I know, but she definitely had Special Snowflake Syndrome.
-Hell if I know, but she definitely had Special Snowflake Syndrome.
by TinyMightyKatie April 5, 2011
Get the Special Snowflake Syndrome mug.The Specials were one of the bands that defined two-tone ska music. They reached their peak in the late 70's/early 80's. Later in the 80's when they began to go downhill, three of the members left to launch their own band. The remaining members, including Jerry Dammer, went on to try and continue their career, but they weren't very successful. Some of their songs include Little Bitch and Too Much Too Young.
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