Boner Sober

The immense clarity of life and often immediate regret one feels after blowing a load.

The feeling I got after fucking my buddies mom, can only be described as "Boner Sober".

by Titty Slapper69 November 18, 2021

You smell sober

When a kid just reeks of being sober. Just has no alcohol in his system.

“Damn Page you smell sober”

by anonymous March 24, 2021

Sober as a moose

Like completely sober. No substances in the body

“Yo bro are you drunk or something?”
“nah bro I’m sober as a moose”

by Eckerdislit53 November 21, 2020

sober

not on any drugs or alchohol or under the influence of it

Remember kids, always drive sober.

by nlolhere July 6, 2020

Toronto sober

To abstain from substances and alcohol, with the exception of ketamine

Like California sober but in the 6ix

“Hey man want a drink?”

“No thanks, I’m toronto sober tonight”
“Cool, here’s some k”

by 666_unicorn_666 September 19, 2025

False Sober

Recalling a false fact or memory about being under the influence of drug or alcohol.

Person 1: “ Last night reminded me that puking actually feels really good when your drunk.”
Person 2: “Nah dude, remember, you said it felt like death. I think you’re having a False Sober.”

by Potatoe pealer July 24, 2018

sober

A mental state in which you are aware of your responsibilities to your family, your community, and to The Higher Power (as you understand Him/Her); by extension, the actions taken to meet those responsibilities.

A firm distinction must be made between "sober" and "clean" ("clean" being the abstinence from destructive substances or activities). Sobriety is a developing mindset in which you continually become aware of your life's purpose, and the obligations which will facilitate that purpose. Sobriety is mental and/or spiritual growth, which has no limits (always developing).

Captain America must develop a sober mentality and energy which enables him to meet the demands of saving a nation.

by MeesterWebster December 30, 2022