This is when a terrorist prisoner Is stewing around in his cell with nothing better to do. He’s feeling bored so he goes and chats with his other loser terrorist buddies obviously plotting something.
Then later he goes into his neighbors cell and begins ass fucking him and as he’s about to cum he pulls out and seemlessly shoves a stick of dynamite in his ass blowing him to smithereens.
The other terrorists golf clap.
Then later he goes into his neighbors cell and begins ass fucking him and as he’s about to cum he pulls out and seemlessly shoves a stick of dynamite in his ass blowing him to smithereens.
The other terrorists golf clap.
“Yo Mustafo. This prison shit sucks. I’m gonna give the new guy the Guantanamo unholy sneak attack after lunch. Get some entertainment going around here.”
“That’s gonna be messy, but it sure beats movie night. I can’t watch Shawshank again.”
“That’s gonna be messy, but it sure beats movie night. I can’t watch Shawshank again.”
by Larry and Rex and Benny January 30, 2020
When you're taking a photo and you slightly pull your sack out so that its inconspicuous in the moment but forever enshrined in the picture.
by Masterdefiner69 July 28, 2019
A sexual version of hide and go seek. The woman or male goes to hide. While the other party searches for the other. Once they find the person hiding they have sex afterwards.
by Bhy1 March 12, 2021
When someone leaves what seems like a nice, innocent comment but is actually a sneaky way of congratulating themselves. Usually for something that doesn't deserve congratulations.
This comment left on a soundtrack that was used in the Umbrella Academy series:
Sneak self-congratulation compliment: "Thank you umbrella academy for reintroducing this to the next generation."
It seems like an innocent comment, but is actually a way for the commenter to congratulate themselves for knowing the soundtrack before it was in the series. The commenter also believes that they are better than the people who are just now discovering it, and that he/she should get a reward for knowing the song for a longer period of time.
Sneak self-congratulation compliment: "Thank you umbrella academy for reintroducing this to the next generation."
It seems like an innocent comment, but is actually a way for the commenter to congratulate themselves for knowing the soundtrack before it was in the series. The commenter also believes that they are better than the people who are just now discovering it, and that he/she should get a reward for knowing the song for a longer period of time.
by TaiChiTony July 11, 2019
When someone jumps behind you and scares the crap out of you in a most vulgar manner, mostly thrusting their crotch at your behind. The attacker usually screams the words “Surprise Butt Sex”.
by the nig thumper September 30, 2011
a sneak could be something on a statement with a list of celebrities (or fictional characters) when one of them doesn't belong on that list
The word originated from X (aka Twitter)
The word originated from X (aka Twitter)
“I wanna show you a list of characters that won a fight against eleven from Stranger Things!..”
“The demogoron is a sneak.”
“The demogoron is a sneak.”
by kybacon November 21, 2023
1. Any stealthy way to smoke marajuana 2. Any device used as such. 3. The act of stealthily smoking marajana. 4. Any person well known for such smoking devices.
Similar to a McGuyver Smoker, in the exception that not all McGuyver Smoker devices are stealthy.
Similar to a McGuyver Smoker, in the exception that not all McGuyver Smoker devices are stealthy.
by Ol_man_Kenny May 30, 2011