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smart block

to steal one's idea to look smarter
Andrew: "The steam engine was catalyst of the scientific revolution."
Leo "I just said that, Andrew totally smart blocked me."
by rainbomonkeybuttsex November 21, 2011
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self smarted

The thing with me is that I AM smart and I'm smelf, I'm self smarted, basically, by myself, basically from nature and smoking drugs and doing different things I've self... s... like self, learned myself. And that's the whole difference, I guess is that I don't need the books or the schooling type things. I just get everything on my own and because of that I'm alive right now. I mean if I had read more books or tried to go on to collage and different things like that I'd be dead right now because people say books and college are for to be make you smarter, but they can also be for to be make you dead, which is what could have happened to me. My brain doesn't use enough oxygen because I don't have the whole thing filled with different stuff and if it was full, it's only part full, and that's why I'm alive right now. The guards are giving me here, you know, "read this book, try to get smarter" but I'm like, alright, I'll pretend to read it but I'm not going to really read it cause my brain will be more full and if I have another heart attack I'm going to die...
by ben-el-maestro June 2, 2022
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smart gambler

A smart gambler is one who does not go to the ATM at the casino.
This is Shahid's fourth trip to the ATM... He is not a smart gambler.
by JohnnyPunani May 11, 2014
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smart dummy

A person that is smart and intelligent but going about doing things the wrong way
You are a smart dummy the way you just explain that to me . Or that was a smart dummy thing you just did right there's few minutes ago.
by Old Ancient Divine barrier January 20, 2020
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smart skater

A smart skater is a male/female person who takes reasonable precautions to prevent them self’s from getting hurt. Such as wearing a helmet and wearing clothing that allows mobility. That covers your skin, especially the legs to prevent scraping them self. Smart skaters also wear elbow pads & knee pads when doing something extreme. When a smart skater gets badly hurt they take a break & or get help.

A smart skater knows that they will get hurt when attempting tricks, they are simply not being stupid.
Person (1) that person over there isn’t wearing a helmet!

Person (2) They are totally not a smart skater...
by Skater G June 27, 2020
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smart finish

Praveen paid an extra twenty dollars to the sexy masseuse for the smart finish.
by knowledgegrief August 6, 2011
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jeopardy smart

Wow Matt , you got 100% on the test, you're jeopardy smart
by Iceman#6 October 8, 2022
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