when one cannot find a condom you go into the kitchen retrive saran wrap. cover ones cock with said wrap lube up and proceed to get laid.
joe-"hey man i just got laid by becky last night!"
troy-"oh snap i heard its good but shes got somethin man..."
joe-"its all good bro i grabbed some saran wrap and made a slip cover"
troy-"oh snap i heard its good but shes got somethin man..."
joe-"its all good bro i grabbed some saran wrap and made a slip cover"
by da mayan October 2, 2010
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by DildosRUs March 8, 2018
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Sweet sixteen, you couldn't see straight
You couldn't let go
Now you're eighteen and you barely make a sound
You're getting older, a little bolder
You're in the lost and found
All the way you say you'll take me
Any day you'll never break me
Slip slip
Slip of the lip
I like the way you move your hips
Loose lips
Sink ships
The way you move, you don't miss
I said I told ya, I'll get to know ya
We're goin' all the way
Move over, I'm gonna hold ya
To everything you say
And now I've showed you baby everything's okay
When I hold ya and when I show ya
You're gonna want to stay
All the way you say you'll take me
Any day you'll never break me
Slip slip
Slip of the lip
I like the way you move your hips
Loose lips
Sink ships
The way you move, you don't miss
Slip slip
Slip of the lip
I like the way you move your hips
Loose lips
Sink ships
The way you move, you don't miss
Slip
All the way you say you'll take me
Any day, well, nothing to say
You're so bad, your reputation
You know it's all the same
It's just a game
Sweet sixteen, you couldn't see straight
You couldn't let go
Now you're eighteen and you barely make a sound
You're getting older, a little bolder
You're in the lost and found
All the way you say you'll take me
Any day you'll never break me
Slip slip
Slip of the lip
I like the way you move your hips
Loose lips
Sink ships
The way you move, you don't miss
I said I told ya, I'll get to know ya
We're goin' all the way
Move over, I'm gonna hold ya
To everything you say
And now I've showed you baby everything's okay
When I hold ya and when I show ya
You're gonna want to stay
All the way you say you'll take me
Any day you'll never break me
Slip slip
Slip of the lip
I like the way you move your hips
Loose lips
Sink ships
The way you move, you don't miss
Slip slip
Slip of the lip
I like the way you move your hips
Loose lips
Sink ships
The way you move, you don't miss
Slip
All the way you say you'll take me
Any day, well, nothing to say
You're so bad, your reputation
You know it's all the same
It's just a game
Slip slip
Slip of the lip
I like the way you move your hips
Loose lips
Sink ships
The way you move, you don't miss
Slip slip
Slip of the lip
I like the way you move your hips
Loose lips
Sink ships
The way you move, you don't miss
Slip slip
Slip of the lip
Slip of the lip
I like the way you move your hips
Loose lips
Sink ships
The way you move, you don't miss
Slip slip
Slip of the lip
I like the way you move your hips
Loose lips
Sink ships
The way you move, you don't miss
Slip slip
Slip of the lip
by Death Menace April 14, 2023
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by Tethax August 5, 2014
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by danielrossi September 27, 2023
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The Googlian slip revealed the defendant's possible homicidal tendencies by correcting the word "grabbing" to "stabbing" in his late iMessage to the deceased.
by SCNDRCLCK May 8, 2017
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Jake: Hey chica, you owe me sex dollars. Shit, i meant six dollars.
Daisy: Nice snoidian slip, you big old snoid.
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by Snoid_girl June 15, 2016
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