Secret Punch

Calling someone over to hear a secret and punching them in the stomach.

You hide your already clenched fist under a table and have them lean in to hear your juicy secret. Then you punch them in the jijutum and say, "secret punch"

Ronald secret punched Yan in the jijutum and made him puke everywhere.

by quickdraw_mcgraw May 31, 2011

secret snapchat

Basically snap for nudes

Do you know Jessica has a secret snap?

Oh shit really? What is it
Secret Snapchat means Snapchat for dirty pictures like nudes

by Anyfuckingrandomusername February 10, 2019

Secret cunt

A person who is extremely nice to you until you get to know them and you realize that they are secretly a cunt.

Everyone thinks they are so awesome and so do you even though you don't want to .

I fell for this girl then I realized that she was a secret cunt .. But no one believes me cause she's so damn secretive about her cuntness .

by pineapplefaith October 1, 2014

secrets basel

who ever came up with secrets basel is rlly hot and smart. Everyone totally wants to be their friend.

For example: Two girls came up with secrets basel because theyre hot.

by secrets basel November 22, 2021

satchel secretions

Sweat from the underneath of a males balls

I need a shower my satchel secretions are going to start smelling.

by Gdlvr1 July 13, 2019

Secret chum

Adrian's very secret chum with very special Junglejuice

Omg have you tried adrian's secret chum it's so good

by Sheikhar_bhuti February 17, 2022

Secret Swifter

Someone who secretly likes Taylor Swift and hides their admiration as to not invoke harsh comments by their peers.

Guy 1: "So what kind of music are you in to?"

Guy 2: "Mostly country, Toby Keith, Brad Paisley, Taylor Swift, along those lines."

Guy 1: "Did you just say Taylor Swift?"

Guy 2: "No! I mean't Johnny Cash! Sheez did you think I was some kind of Secret Swifter?"

by Mindistortion November 18, 2011