Russel Crowed

When lying in your bed using your phone at night and you drop your phone onto your face. Named after the incident where Russel Crowe assaulted a hotel staff member by hitting them with a telephone.

"OMG, ouch, I just Russel Crowed myself!"

by JRM065 January 7, 2015

Fredericton Russel (F.R)

For the person that is plainly a fucking retard, A.K.A (F.R). And for a less crude way, Fredericton Russell.

Pedro's new name is Fredericton Russel (F.R)

by natedog123456662211 December 2, 2013

throbbing russell

A vitamin and mineral enriched concentrated scotch filled gel-cap one a day vitamin for men that makes cum smell and taste like chocolate while getting you drunk at the same time. Also leaves your breath smelling fresh.

I take a throbbing Russell once a day for health.

by MattLikesScotch December 7, 2013

mckenna russell

Sexiest motherfucking gnome there ever was

That's one hot mckenna russell, I'd like to stick her in my lawn.

by Macdaddydaddy December 11, 2016

green russell

Man eats a green apple when a women performs oral intercourse with pop rocks in her mouth

Yo, I got green russelled last noght.

by Funkygoalie December 16, 2016

Russell ave

Where you see the local family fighting all the time. Where the cops are there 24-7. Where the local crack house is. And where you see the wierd guy and his son working on a blue car in the middle of the night at 4 am. Also don’t forget that kid racing his dirtbike up and down the road doing 65 yelling YEE YEE BROTHER or just yelling and braking things in general.

Hey Dave, did you see the local Russell ave crack babies tonight.

Dave:Yea those greasy bastards.

Guy that works on car at night: VROOM VROOM VROOM FUCK OFF YOU STOOPID SON OF A BITCH YOU CUNT SUCK THE TIP OF MY COCK NIGGER

by Ricky Lafore June 24, 2019

russell scarborough

An alternate method of masturbation

Last night I wanted to shake things up, so I did the russell scarborough instead of my usual wack n jack

by MMMaybeeggs June 28, 2019