When a Royal or posh person thinks it’s appropriate to hang onto a ridiculously receeded hairline despite the fact that their attempts at a bouffant look utterly terrible.
Holy shit - check out the Royal hang on that slap head! He needs to put some jam on his eyebrows and invite his hairline down for tea!
by JC1210 October 28, 2017
by Siegisfeening February 13, 2022
n. The act of tasting and commenting upon the flavor found in one's semen after a handjob. Different from swallowing in that the ejaculate must be transferred from another area and not ejected into the mouth.
Man 1: "She gave me a handjob, then divulged the results of her royal tasting."
Man 2: "Lovely."
Man 1: "She said it tasted like salt and vinegar crisps."
Man 2: "I actually didn't want to know that."
Man 2: "Lovely."
Man 1: "She said it tasted like salt and vinegar crisps."
Man 2: "I actually didn't want to know that."
by dstiles February 13, 2013
When Royal Mail just can't get it right and struggle to deliver your parcels on time. Sometimes they will deliver your items early such as the very next day after you post it whilst at other times they can take twice as long as the estimated delivery time and you get worried about where the parcel is. They are kind of like a rollercoaster between good and bad in a way.
Person 1: When will my parcel arrive.
Person 2: Whenever Royal Mail delivers it.
Person 1: I've waited a week.
Person 2: I know Royal Fail can be like that sometimes.
Person 2: Whenever Royal Mail delivers it.
Person 1: I've waited a week.
Person 2: I know Royal Fail can be like that sometimes.
by MrFunny83 April 12, 2022
by Riles.x2 May 21, 2023
A person who follows the code of Dipshitery} (a set of rule defining what a royal dipshit is and how to be one) and is a complete dipshit in every way having completed the necessary training and have been inducted in the The Royal Dipshits
by Dipshit #2 August 19, 2018
Fucking great supermen who bestow death upon muj.
All other military branches are inferior to 1 royal anglian the 'vikings'
All other military branches are inferior to 1 royal anglian the 'vikings'
by FuckingGreatSuperMenVIKINGS December 25, 2016