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robert may

The most perfect man alive. He's sweet, caring, gentle, and nice. He's absolutely charming and can sweep you off your feet in minutes. He's fun to talk to and loves unconditionally. Usually tall with brown hair. Also can be a really big nerd.
Anastasia: have you met Robert may?

Autumn: yes. He's so dashing.
by Darth mauls big toe December 17, 2013
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Robert Hamburger

The funny ass "kid" that wrote the book Real Ultimate Power about how sweet ninjas are.
by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004
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Jaden Roberts

Somebody who is amazing and has a great talent. Been through alot, but still has a shining personality
Person 1: Hey did you check out Jaden Roberts new cover?
Person 2: Yeah, it was super!
by ILoveJadenR October 16, 2011
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Robert Ortiz

Sex on legs.
Also known as the amazing drummer of Escape the Fate, which is quite a wonderful band.
Holy shit, that's Robert Ortiz! Let's go get his autograph because he's awesome.
by it's chris crocker. March 19, 2009
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Robert Bork

n. (Robert Heron Bork. B. 1927-)
1) Former hatchet man and acting Attourney General for President Richard Nixon.
2) Unsuccessful supreme court nominee. (See Ronald Reagan.)
3) The crunchy-looking dude on the quaker oats box.
4) Law professor, author, and famous inventor of Kentucky fried chicken.

v. (to bork. Borked)
1) v. to bork: to destroy a judicial nominee through a concerted attack on his character, background and philosophy.
2) to slander one’s character. (see swiftboat, swiftboat veterans for truth.)
3) v. bork (vulgar): a slang term for sexual intercourse.
4) pp. borked: see fucked, butfucked, royally fucked, screwed, blued and tattooed.

n. Bork
1) A mixture of beef and pork. (preferably eaten with a spork.)
2) (slang): a man's penis. (Syn. pork sword)
3) A malicious Icelandic EMO singer with a propensity for punching out reporters at airports. (See bjork)
4) One of the four most popular flavors of Ramen Noodles, along with beef, chicken, and pork.
"I can't believe my boss totally borked me with that bad reference letter!"

"Do you think we can get Robert Bork to play 'Frankie' in the new remake of 'Beach Blanket Bingo?'"
by parisofpriam February 26, 2006
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Robert Paulsons

Male mammary glands which are so large, they resemble those of a woman.
That guy has the biggest pair of Robert Paulsons I've ever seen; I'd sure fucking love to motorboat those bitches.
by atomysk March 12, 2008
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Dirty robert

A person who wanks to anime porn and nearly gets murdered at mcdonalds
by Thatfatawkwardkid January 28, 2020
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