ride or nevermind

When you're down for most things, but let's be serious. People do some crazy shit.

So, it looks like I'm single again.
Oh no! What happened?
Well, my girlfriend got pretty drunk at the bar the other night...
And?
She thought it'd be a good idea to test how strong our relationship was by getting into a fight with the bouncer. Too bad she didn't realize I was pretty ride or nevermind about us.
Oh, damn. What did you do?
Me? I ordered another drink and requested her an Uber.

by El Capitan Slamdance April 20, 2016

Group Ride

A group ride occurs when multiple motorcyclists get together and ride as a group. It is akin to a convoy.

Group Ride: It's like group sex, but with all of the leather and none of the penetration.

by lo_0l January 16, 2014

riding elmo

Sex with a girl on her period.

I was riding Elmo last night. It looked like a murder scene.

by Alchelswon November 22, 2013

Refreshing ride

Sexual position involving normal mounting orientation and a febreze bottle inserted in ones anus.

Man: hey honey we are out of febreze, want to have a refreshing ride?
Woman: yeah sure let me jam it up there good.

Woman: "Honey! Where did all the febreze go?" Man: "Don't know, but how about you come find out while we have a refreshing ride?"

by Semper Ardeat January 8, 2014

Vike Ride

The act of getting stoned on Vicodin. The state of mind when one is stoned or high on Vicodin.

Mick: "Dude, did you see Jeff at the staff meeting this afternoon? He seemed totally stoned. Think he went out and smoked a doobie at lunch?"
Dean: No, man...He just had back surgery last week. He went on a Vike Ride after the operation and has been out of it for the last six days.

by Nitrolian July 12, 2013

Riding the Empty

The act of carrying around an empty beercan and pretending to drink from it. The purpose of this is either because you have hit your limit and know you are going to puke if you have one more or you don't want too look like a wussy.

Man, I had to be riding the empty last night for two hours until my ride showed up at the party.

by Navy Cowboy August 10, 2009

Recession Ride

A prostitute that lowers her prices for the changing economy.

"Man, Shelly understands my financial needs, and gave me a recession ride."

by rage-cage September 18, 2012