ride or nevermind

When you're down for most things, but let's be serious. People do some crazy shit.

So, it looks like I'm single again.
Oh no! What happened?
Well, my girlfriend got pretty drunk at the bar the other night...
And?
She thought it'd be a good idea to test how strong our relationship was by getting into a fight with the bouncer. Too bad she didn't realize I was pretty ride or nevermind about us.
Oh, damn. What did you do?
Me? I ordered another drink and requested her an Uber.

by El Capitan Slamdance April 20, 2016

Recession Ride

A prostitute that lowers her prices for the changing economy.

"Man, Shelly understands my financial needs, and gave me a recession ride."

by rage-cage September 18, 2012

Vike Ride

The act of getting stoned on Vicodin. The state of mind when one is stoned or high on Vicodin.

Mick: "Dude, did you see Jeff at the staff meeting this afternoon? He seemed totally stoned. Think he went out and smoked a doobie at lunch?"
Dean: No, man...He just had back surgery last week. He went on a Vike Ride after the operation and has been out of it for the last six days.

by Nitrolian July 12, 2013

ride the rapids

During sex of an intense nature, there are superfluous fluids, inducing splashback; it feels like you've been hit in the head with a paddle.

Sue hopes to be able to ride the rapids when she gets home tonight.

by lincolnchefboy February 23, 2011

Pterodactyl Ride

A euphemism for sex, inspired by manipulation of female genitalia to resemble a pterodactyl, wherein the clitoris is the beak, and the labia minora is stretched to resemble the wings.

Man, Lacie is the hottest paleontologist I've ever seen! I'd love to take a pterodactyl ride with her!

by Madfat February 28, 2011

Jet Riding

The act of 'getting off' while in the hot tub by pressing your genitals up against the jets, and if anyone asks, you are simply working out an injury or sore muscle.

I was minding my business (true story) in the hot tub, when a young woman started freaking out that buddy beside her was jet riding. Suddenly there were more bubbles than usual and her screams woke me from a relaxed state.

by Jono Blitz November 5, 2011

Riding Gilbert

The typical term used to describe when one removes one’s bicycle seat, proceeds to aptly lubricate the the remaining seat tube, and then begins riding while sitting bare bummed on the pole in order to generate maximum prostate stimulation.

Most commonly used amongst off road mountain bike groups.

Origins of the term is thought to have started in the San Francisco East Bay Area.

Also see Riding Diablo.

Rand died today while Riding Gilbert down the mountain trail. It was unexpectedly too bumpy. He died with a smile on his face.

by T. Little May 14, 2021