Rhinoceros

The Rhinoceros is just a form of forever horny Hippopotamus.

“That rhinoceros just charged at us while hard!” -sexually assaulted anonymous

by DalenPotato May 31, 2020

Rhino

Something that can only die in a 4-car pile up. These guys are fucking TANKS.

BillyBob: oh look, a stupid rhino! I'm gonna hit it.

BillyBob: OH SHIT THIS THING WON'T DIE.

Rhino:*Flips Car*

BillyBob: I need 4 cars! Stat!

by You stupid... June 3, 2021

Blind Rhino

A variation on the Roman Helmet with the exception of the penis being erect.

I was so drunk, I gave your mom a blind rhino...Don't tell your dad.

by mudmask August 2, 2008

charging rhino hug

To charge accross the room, disreguarding human safety, While sporting chub with the sole intent to give a forceful hug.

When you see someone you havn't seen in a long time. You charge across the room screaming, and then hug. That would be a charging rhino hug

by Dmoneyjuggalo July 10, 2010

slippery rhino

The act of running into someone whos bending over with a broom or other long stick on your head, the word originates from the military

Friend 1: hey johnny is bending over, lets slippery rhino him
Friend 2: sure, pass me that broomstick

by military bob February 26, 2014

Swamp Rhino

-A swamp rhino is a guy's junk when his balls are sweaty and wet and he has a raging boner.

-Also a rather unattractive obese or overweight woman in too tight, unflattering clothes at a bar, usually kind of sweaty due to the layers of fat + tight clothes + clumsy, drunken dancing.

"That guy had a fucking swamp rhino in his pants, nasty!"

"That bitch is a fucking Swamp Rhino!"

by twinkletits November 17, 2013

Rhino Ass

A cheap college meal containing common ingredients found around the kitchen. Key items include: tuna, mayo, pasta/ramen, frozen vegetables, eggs, pepper and ICBINB (I Can't Believe It's Not Butter).

Resulting meal will usually smell of any of the five surviving species of odd-toed ungulates in the Rhinocerotidae family.

I was making Rhino Ass upstairs in the kitchen and Furry took my turn on Marble Madness.

by daver! July 20, 2005