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Get the inki pinki plonki mug.a term used to describe somebody engaging in really edgy behavior, typically in relation to bomb threats or arson jokes. This term should be used to discourage edgy jokes or actions, as Pylant was not a very good man. Bonus points if the recipient is gay or Canadian.
if they continue, or actually go through with one of their jokes, then you should probably find a new friend.
if they continue, or actually go through with one of their jokes, then you should probably find a new friend.
P1: Heh, I'm gonna call in a bomb threat to the school.
P2: Come on, dude, you're pulling a Pylant. You're above edgy jokes.
P2: Come on, dude, you're pulling a Pylant. You're above edgy jokes.
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Get the Pulling a Pylant mug.H. pyLori - short for Helicobacter pylori ,
H. pylori has been associated with cancer of the mucosa-associated lymphoid tissue in the stomach, esophagus, colon, rectum, or tissues around the eye .
( you could die from this if you neglect to take action
And remedy it )
, previously known as Campylobacter pylori
Is A type of Bacteria you can get from
1 ) Not Washing your hands throughly with hand soap
And Hot Water ( roughly 20 mins)
( hand sanitizer dosen't work against this & you need
Bleach to wipe down surfaces contaminated with it )
2 ) kissing / sharing / swapping Saliva / spit with someone
3 ) eating fecal matter / poop
human or animal
4 ) Oral to Anal / anal to oral contact
5 ) not cooking your meat foods all the way / not washing
Off your fruits & vegetables.
You may see melena stool / poop that looks like black Licorice or Tar
& Black or Brown Vomit that looks like coffee grounds
( this is dried blood )
Trust me on this ..... YOU DO NOT WANT THIS !!!!
H. pyLori
H. pylori has been associated with cancer of the mucosa-associated lymphoid tissue in the stomach, esophagus, colon, rectum, or tissues around the eye .
( you could die from this if you neglect to take action
And remedy it )
, previously known as Campylobacter pylori
Is A type of Bacteria you can get from
1 ) Not Washing your hands throughly with hand soap
And Hot Water ( roughly 20 mins)
( hand sanitizer dosen't work against this & you need
Bleach to wipe down surfaces contaminated with it )
2 ) kissing / sharing / swapping Saliva / spit with someone
3 ) eating fecal matter / poop
human or animal
4 ) Oral to Anal / anal to oral contact
5 ) not cooking your meat foods all the way / not washing
Off your fruits & vegetables.
You may see melena stool / poop that looks like black Licorice or Tar
& Black or Brown Vomit that looks like coffee grounds
( this is dried blood )
Trust me on this ..... YOU DO NOT WANT THIS !!!!
H. pyLori
H. pyLori usually found in the stomach. Its helical shape is thought to have evolved in order to penetrate the mucoid lining of the stomach and thereby establish infection.
Complications - Gastritis ,Stomach ulcers,stomach cancer,
duodenum cancer ( small intestine)
It can cause shigella / Shigellosis, NOROVIRUS & gastroenteritis / gastritis even GERD / Acid Reflux.
Specialty - Infectious disease & gastroenterology
Causes Helicobacter pylori spread by oral–oral & fecal oral routes
Diagnostic method
Urea breath test, fecal antigen assay, tissue biopsy MedicationProton pump inhibitor, clarithromycin, amoxicillin, metronidazole
Only cure is take H. pyLori Approved Anti-bodies
Or have your stomach pumped.
If you get to it time before it progresses to other
Parts of your digestive tract / stomach.
infection may appear as an acute gastritis with abdominal pain (stomach ache) or nausea. Where this develops into chronic gastritis, the symptoms, if present, are often those of non-ulcer dyspepsia: Stomach pains, nausea, bloating, belching, & sometimes vomiting.Pain typically occurs when the stomach is empty, between meals, & in the early morning hours, but it can also occur at other times. Less common ulcer symptoms include nausea, vomiting, & loss of appetite.
Complications - Gastritis ,Stomach ulcers,stomach cancer,
duodenum cancer ( small intestine)
It can cause shigella / Shigellosis, NOROVIRUS & gastroenteritis / gastritis even GERD / Acid Reflux.
Specialty - Infectious disease & gastroenterology
Causes Helicobacter pylori spread by oral–oral & fecal oral routes
Diagnostic method
Urea breath test, fecal antigen assay, tissue biopsy MedicationProton pump inhibitor, clarithromycin, amoxicillin, metronidazole
Only cure is take H. pyLori Approved Anti-bodies
Or have your stomach pumped.
If you get to it time before it progresses to other
Parts of your digestive tract / stomach.
infection may appear as an acute gastritis with abdominal pain (stomach ache) or nausea. Where this develops into chronic gastritis, the symptoms, if present, are often those of non-ulcer dyspepsia: Stomach pains, nausea, bloating, belching, & sometimes vomiting.Pain typically occurs when the stomach is empty, between meals, & in the early morning hours, but it can also occur at other times. Less common ulcer symptoms include nausea, vomiting, & loss of appetite.
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