Pumpkin Pounding

Someone who sticks the stem of a pumpkin up their ass and proceeds to smash the pumpkin by jumping/sitting on it

Me and the boys like to go Pumpkin Pounding on our off day from Bitcoin mining

by Denniss Kanetality April 30, 2021

Diggin' For pumpkin

When one, usually a fat ass, has an itch in the ass crack (or a weggie) and proceed to stick their whole hand down their pants to itch and remove debris from their sweaty cack. The lint and remaining materials in the ass crack that are removed can be referred to as 'the pumpkin'.

Wow I can't believe that bitch is diggin' for pumpkin like that on the beach. That's nasty.

by GoNads2 January 12, 2011

Pumpkin Harvester

When people who aren't really farmers, but something else.

That guy isn't a farmer, he is a pumpkin harvester

by TheSecondDuck January 6, 2013

pumpkin person

A very cool person who is a pumpkin.

"Pumpkin person is cool"

by pumpkinperson October 16, 2021

pumpkin coffee

when she goes to shit and it comes out as diarrhea after Taco Bell and smells like pumpkin coffee on sundays

“omg did you eat taco bell? it smells like pumpkin coffee” ~ aaron says

by unicornsavage1890 June 29, 2021

Big pumpkin

Mastering all aspects of the ass

Bob finally became a big pumpkin after giving that rusty trombone

by Johnny crackerjack April 26, 2017

The Pumpkin Game

It is indescribable. But.. we will attempt to metaphor. You open up a can of creativity and see what spills out. This is a game that attempts to disprove Newton's Law by showing that in the realms of the imagination, the force to smash a fictional pumpkin is not always met by an equal and opposing force to save the aforementioned fictional pumpkin.

Scenario A:
Bob: I have drawn a Pumpkin
Smead: I will now squash your pumpkin by drawing a hammer hanging precariously above it.
Bob: (pondering...) Bun of a Snitch...
Smead: Your turn.
Bob: (Scribbling) Hold on. There is now a gigantic sponge on top of my pumpkin. My sponge absorbs the shock of your hammer.
Smead: So we do this back and forth until somebody slips up and overlooks one of the multiple threats lurking around the pumpkin, or else (on the opposing side) fails to threaten its safety?
Bob: Pretty much, yep.
Smead: Wait--who blocks with a sponge?
Bob: I do.
Smead: This game is weird.
(loud clapping)
The End Of Scenario A

(there is no Scenario B)

So let me get this straight... Spiderman, with his extra gigantic and somehow magical bean-bag frisbee managed to block ALL of my bullets I shot at your pumpkin?!?! Fine! Fine! I am drawing a nuke! Take THAT, web-shooter! Can't block that? Then The Pumpkin Game is over!

by Tommy's Hill Figures May 27, 2014