Pumpkin Sluts

1) White Women who wait all year for September to roll around so they can dress up like Hans Solo dragging their ADHD ridden kids named Kyle and Madison to Apple Orchids and Pumpkin Farms taking 500 photos for instagram while having to be seen drinking some kind of PUMPKIN FLAVORED hot beverage in the process

2) Women who post about Halloween and how much they cant wait for it to be HALLOWEEN IN JULY.....

3)Women who have an unhealthy attachment to eating and drinking all things PUMPKIN SPICE FLAVORED

4) MILFS who like to hit on younger farm hands at the Pumpkin Patch

DUDE......tommy is in the barn right now banging one of those PUMPKIN SLUTS from Long Island.....

by BigLarry718 August 13, 2022

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Pumpkin Pounding

Someone who sticks the stem of a pumpkin up their ass and proceeds to smash the pumpkin by jumping/sitting on it

Me and the boys like to go Pumpkin Pounding on our off day from Bitcoin mining

by Denniss Kanetality April 30, 2021

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Diggin' For pumpkin

When one, usually a fat ass, has an itch in the ass crack (or a weggie) and proceed to stick their whole hand down their pants to itch and remove debris from their sweaty cack. The lint and remaining materials in the ass crack that are removed can be referred to as 'the pumpkin'.

Wow I can't believe that bitch is diggin' for pumpkin like that on the beach. That's nasty.

by GoNads2 January 12, 2011

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