Procrastination

Spending more time creating lies and schedules than actually doing your work

“Yo, I just go this math homework due Wednesday...I’ll just wake up at 3:30 and do it Wednesday morning fam. You know Imma procrastinate till I die.”
“But isnt procrastination hindering your learning ability’s?”
“Yo goof don’t make me give you a defaz”

by Hump me Fuck me Daddy October 29, 2018

Anti-Procrastinate

When you are dreading and worrying about doing something so much you do it earlier than intended.

"Did you do your homework last night"
"Yeah, I was gonna wait till 8 but I anti-procrastinated and did it at 7"

by AshTiko February 8, 2018

Procrastinating

What me and you are doing right now.

"Like mate, stop procrastinating

by Bang chan is always watching August 4, 2022

procrastination

Procrastination is like masturbation either way you're fucking yourself

Hey Joe, you did your part of your project or you procrastinating?
Joe- nah man I'm watching my porn so its procrastination.

by lmac1998 December 27, 2018

Procrastinating

When your working very hard on something your trying to achieve!

I am procrastinating on my beautiful portrait of my handsome and very amazing boyfriend

by S_Handsome July 11, 2023

procrastinating workaholic

Something Dan Howell is.

Dan: My therapist said that I'm a procrastinating workaholic. Because once I start working on something, I work so hard that I injure myself by forgetting to breathe and do all this other stuff. I just have a problem getting started. For me, it's like a perfectionism thing. Like, I can't just do something and try my best. I'm like, "If I do this thing, it has to be amazing." It doesn't matter if it's an essay, a YouTube video or tidying my bedroom. I'll be like, "If I do this, I have to DO it, man!" And that's the thing, I put this fear in myself. If I were just someone who was like, "I can just do it." You know, roll with the punches. Go with the flow of life. But for me, it's like a perfectionism thing. It's that I know that when I start it, I am going to work so hard that I'm going to be bleeding. Because I care too much, because I'm a freak. I'm definitely someone that cares.

by phangirl! at the disco May 4, 2019

Procrastinated

Verb.
Tense. Past, real far from progressive

Uh, I mma writ an example of procrastinated.... hey, is that a new video? Oh, the example.... later.....

by Alexlovelovelovelove but from June 2, 2020