private service

The action of doing help or doing work for someone privately

I don't use any public porn website to watch porn, I use private services.

by Ringa Darkmountain November 7, 2018

private jet

Best Place you’ll ever find to get it on. Perfect privacy and the only people on board are the ones you invited. Be prepared, it will be the ride of you life… and not just the plane ride.

Fuck in a private jet ain’t nowhere safe now

by SmartBxi123 September 2, 2021

Private Plane

An expensive way to display your hypocrisy and stupidity.

She parked her private plane next to a snowdrift and started to harangue the plebs. It wasn’t hypocrisy because she had paid the bribe…

by Maggie T May 21, 2025

Private Call

A Skype call consisting of two people, either in a 1 on 1 call or "privately" in a group call.

"Christina and Schmozilla were too busy with their private call to join us."
"Enrico and Benjamin enjoy regular private calls, as it is a healthy part of their relationship."

by Tessacotta-Bitch July 28, 2016

Private Puppy

1)Imaginary vagina
2) Something used to piss Ashes off.

Sexy man : do you have a private puppy?
Sexy Man : o.o
Ashes (Elite): a private puppy?
Ashes (Elite): whatt?
Ashes (Elite): lol
Sexy Man: D:
Sexy Man: how do you not have one?!
Sexy Man: o.o

by Snipir October 19, 2008

Private

Private album hot rare vids & pics: 2nice.pw/w

Private album hot rare vids & pics: 2nice.pw/w

by millana_like September 11, 2018

Smurfy Privates

Smurfy Privates is a condition that one is blessed with after they have received cunnilingus from somebody who has eaten too many berrymans fizzy blue babies.

I was up at Reginald's yesterday, we were eating fizzy blue babies - they were so peng!! Then all of a sudden I look down and I have got a smurfy willy. He looked up at me proudly, "It has been my life long dream to give someone Smurfy Privates."

by kamikamila January 5, 2022