Skip to main content
The ANTI GRAB-PRIVATE-THINGS DAY, is celebrated on 4th august to stop all the people that do things like "grab boob/ass/idk day!" stfu dickheads, is a maniac things celebrating a """""day""""" like these
josh:Let's have fun! boy it's the grab * day
boy: stfu dick. i celebrate the Anti grab-private-things day <3
by shiftt_fkk June 3, 2021
mugGet the Anti grab-private-things daymug.

private sandbag

A veteran hero in the army capable of saving any solider from anything.

He can stop a bullet or shield you from a grenade, a must have comrade in the army.

H
e started out as a fat black man eating at burger king everyday. He was recruited into the military through recommendation. If you're going into battle, make sure to take him with you.

He has been known to but medics out of business.
Hey "Private Sandbag" I need you to provide cover over here!!
by Buttercactus December 13, 2017
mugGet the private sandbagmug.

Invite to a private cheat

Something the human begin known on hvh servers as Sanity is unable to receive
Sanity will get eaten alive my 12 pink fairy armadillos before receiving an invite to a private cheat
by nEVER GETTING A PRIVATE CHEWAT November 10, 2018
mugGet the Invite to a private cheatmug.

Optimal privation

Why the privation? Do you want to know? They NEED you... To NEED Jesus and their reality monster.
Hym "So... If you DON'T ACTUALLY NEED THEIR REALITY MONSTER... Well... That's nothing a little OPTIMAL PRIVATION WON'T FIX! Then you'll have nowhere else to turn. And if you DON'T? Well, the creature will sort you out after you're dead. So, they need to manufacture it with inaction. People can be quoted saying 'Well, so-and-so could fix world hunger over night' BUT that would get rid of all the privation. No need for Jesus anymore. The church would have no one to feed to justify all of the money they are given. The poor are perpetual money farms so long as you create a perpetual state of privation. Because people are always willing to donate to charity or church. They aren't even expected to spend all of the money ON THE ACTUAL THING FOR WHICH THEY ARE BEING GIVEN THE MONEY. The don't have to show their receipts."
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
mugGet the Optimal privationmug.

private egg

An egg that is made solely for a dog or other pet while one is preparing a meal. Must be made on its own and entirely apart from items prepared for others, or it is not a true private egg. E.g., leftover scrambled eggs do not qualify as a “private egg”.
Ex 1: Babe, could you bring me Eames’ bowl? I made her a private egg.

Ex 2: He’s been such a good boy so I made him his very own private egg this morning.
by g4ry_bus3y August 26, 2023
mugGet the private eggmug.

Private pop fly

A modified reach around where the rear person fingers the asshole of the front person while the front person jacks off. When they’re about to cum the rear person throws their free hand through the legs and catches the load like a left fielder.
She dove in with the private pop fly like Barry Bonds on in ‘roid rage.
by Team Tucson September 8, 2023
mugGet the Private pop flymug.

privately complicated

It is a term for someone who is in love, but choose to never show it as there is more important thing going on in life. These situation leads to an inner conflict in this person's life that is able to change the attitudes, perspectives and behavior towards ones.
Oh gosh, this girl is so cute, but I love my job. I am privately complicated now
by Khaminov June 29, 2014
mugGet the privately complicatedmug.

Share this definition