Premature wax-elation

When you wax your legs too early in the year and only have a few good days to enjoy your waxed legs, usually because of bad weather.

Ugh, I suffered from Premature Wax-elation last year when there was a sunny weekend, it rained non-stop for the next 3 weeks, if only I had waited until nearer summer.

by Ginger Squirrel April 22, 2019

premature elocution

Refers to a keyboarding-slip whereby you inadvertently "catch" da "Enter" key wif da right side of your thick clumsy finger when hitting da "quote/apostrophe" key while composing an instant-message to someone, causing said incomplete/unedited message to get sent to him before you were ready.

I love these new rubbery finger-cots dat reduce impact-fatigue/soreness of my fingertips while keyboarding and give me better "traction" on the keys, but da boots' sticky spongy surfaces cause me to perform a lot more premature elocutions than if I was just typing wif my bare leathery-dry fingers.

by QuacksO May 20, 2019

Premature sendication

When you are typing a message in Snapchat and the SEND button gets in your way and you send it before you are ready.

I’m sorry I didn’t finish my message before hitting send. I suffer from premature sendication.

by SisterSue October 4, 2019

Premature Termination

A most unfortunate phenomenon among public transport systems in congested cities all over the world in which a bus journey, for example, spontaneously ends before its scheduled termination point, forcing the passengers to find an alternative route to their destination. This causes frustration among the passengers which may result in verbal complaints directed at no one in particular, physical altercations with the transport operator who had no say in the matter to begin with, or, in the UK's case, no verbal or physical reactions at all, but rather a subtle, passive-aggressive tension, created and felt by each individual who reluctantly steps off of the vehicle, which is held in for the remainder of the workday, thereby making it worse than it would have been already, spiralling the already bleak Brit further into the abyss of their own depressive essence.

Transport announcement of the premature termination: "Bus 220 to Wandsworth... the destination of this bus has changed... Putney Bridge Station - this bus terminates here."
Literally every passenger on the bus who is now late for work: "**silently, frustratingly contemplates suicide**"

by formula1reviews March 26, 2018

Premature Creamcheesulator

When you run out of cream cheese before you run out of bagel.

Damn- still got half my bagel left and I'm out of cream cheese. I'm such a premature creamcheesulator...

by Drinking Enthusiast March 23, 2017

premature clapulation

When someone in the audience, thinking the song is over -- especially one with a "false ending," applauds before it's done.

I know people sometimes forget they aren't supposed to clap between movements during a classical music concert, but premature clapulation before Led Zeplin's "Thank You" fades back at the end is unforgiveable.

by OldGrandad April 2, 2017

Premature Baking

When you try to fix a situation you've gotten yourself into, and you end up fixing it faster than you thought you would. Referring to when you eat a cake mix before baking it, yet it still ends up being nice

'Dude I was just premature baking on this girl I cheated on it totally worked'

by jdochert April 25, 2017