Premature Ejection

The act of attempting to open a car door before the doors have been unlocked.

"Wait for me to open the doors, you've caused a premature ejection"

by xraybravo January 28, 2009

Premature iraqulation

The inability to remain at a task because of fear of failing, even though you are currently succeeding.

The football team was 42 points up, with 2 minutes remaining in the fourth quarter, when their head coach forfeited the game.

He suffers from premature Iraqulation.

by Tim Hirota December 27, 2011

Premature pinch

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..
(see: sideways schmere)

you get it...abcedefghijklmnop

by joseph p rocdurgirl March 24, 2005

Prem

‎'Prem' is a shortened version of the word 'Premature' in reference to girl's bodies which have not yet matured, due to the fact their under the age of legal consent. Many late teenage males are sexual predators, who mainly prey on underage women. Therefore- the term prem-hunter was born to give these scumbags a title. Variations include 'premtastic' and 'prem dé lá prém'. Prime examples of 'prem' are Miley Cyrus, Jamie-Lynn Spears & Madelline McCann.

Insert Name Here is prem dé lá prém" - she is the créme dé lá créme of underage girls

by The Prem Hunter August 4, 2010

Prem

A person who is fully confident in their answers and is 99.99% wrong.

My answer is so prem , woops it was prem.

by fuckbitchesgetmoney22 October 6, 2012

premature evacuation

When you exit the elevator on the wrong floor because you weren't paying attention.

(While others watch, you get off the elevator and then come back in.)

You say: "Sorry, I suffer from premature evacuation."

by Barry Rinehart March 13, 2008

premature ejaculation

when you cum in a (hopefully) pussy before you wish you could thus destroying 70-90% of the pleasure. usualy caused by being overly horny and getting too excited.

jeff:how was last night with cindaayy?
jerry: it was awful, i had a premature ejaculation in her faggot pussy!

by odood19 January 9, 2010