parent poser

A parent poser is someone (usually male) who acts like they are there for there children when they are not. They are usually the kind of parent that has 5 children so they could go on welfare. They use there children to their advantage.

A mother has 6 children (on purpose) to go on welfare. The children have nothing to eat but Ramen Noodles and wear tattered clothes, while the mother is driving a new SUV with 30 inch spinning rims.

by Inspector Gadget September 10, 2004

poser

a person who trys to portray an image that has nothing to do with their own life style or way of thinking but rather forced to fit in with a cirtain group that they feel is "cool"

she was trying to impress the goths by wearing black, and saying she listened to metal despite the fact that she liked new age punk because she wanted to be one of them.

by Poop_monster May 13, 2005

Poern

Porn poetry.

A poem which has very erotic context. Is used for masturbation by intelligent people.

Teacher: Have you ever published something?
Girl: Poern

by sladkgjnSKJN May 26, 2014

poser punk

Someone who acts the way they do because they think it's cool.

A kid who wears a tony hawk shirt, has a pre made board, vans shoes, and doesn't know how to skateboard, but they act like they can.

by Matt November 10, 2003

Pokerus

A horrible disease in the Pokemon games, probably the only cool sickness ever. Pokerus spreads incredibly easy and fast and it can go from one Pokemon to all Pokemon in your party. Also makes them twice as strong.

Pokerus is the best contagious illness ever!
Man, I wish my Squirtle was sick. It's acting like a bastard.
Why isn't there a Humanrus?

by Raddy-C October 30, 2009

road paver

when a guy shits on a girl and spreads it with his ass

i've gave that girl the road paver last week

by roadpaver December 17, 2006

Pokerstars

A place associated with bad beats in poker. A pokerstars may be rigged, but most likely is not. A typical situation at a pokerstars will occur when you are tricked into playing hands where you have a huge advantage, but doing so will simply increase the pot, thereby increasing the rake the pokerstars will take in as profit. You will lose most of the good hands you play. A pokerstars will allow you to make a few final tables in big tournaments, and then give you bad beats so you don't make at least a dozen more final tables that you deserve to have made. A good site overall, but the stress a pokerstars will cause you is outrageous.

Person #1: I was playing poker last night and I went allin on a flop of AK5 with my pocket 5's, and someone called with 910! Turn was a J, river a Q and I lost! Someone else in the hand even had pocket queens, and a fourth person even had AK!
Person #2: What a pokerstars hand!

by I want my money July 11, 2004