post-tard

Someone who has gone from pretard to full retard and come full circle to being 'normal' again. A person who used to be incapable of normal life functions, but now is considered stable. Few people actually make the progression to post-tard. Post-tards are few and far between, but they exist.

Bill Clinton, Whitney Houston, Charlie Sheen

Whitney Houston is the classic example of a post-tard because of her drug-related past and her re-entering into normal society.

by J. Walt February 13, 2007

post-punk

Music that came out of the punk scene in the early 80s and late 1970s.

The Cure, Joy Division, The Smiths, The Jam, Siouxsie and the Banshees, are all post punk bands.

by Osc May 25, 2004

Rage post

When a facebook, myspace or twitter user is mad and makes a status out of complete rage and noone gets it or even notices it

kid: oh man i just rage posted...

man: all my news feed is rage posts D:

by CA-MACHO October 18, 2011

Lamp post

The place in Narnia marking where the wardrobe is.

Mr. Tumnus met Lucy by the lamp post.

by Starrgrl October 23, 2009

Lamp post

Former Aresnal and current Chelsea striker Olivier Giroud.

"Arsenal and Tottenham have gone and brought good players. Who have we bought? The lamp post from Arsenal"

"Back then we had Drogba. Who do we have now? That lamp post Giroud!!!"

by Angry rantman June 16, 2018

post-coitus

1.The time period right after ejaculation into a female.

Guy 1: Last night, I skeeted on Mayra after 5 minutes.
Guy 2: Aww shit dude
Guy 1: Man, that was the longest post-coitus silence ever!

by vote_4_pedro987 December 28, 2005

Post Holing

To try and walk in deep snow and sinking up to your knees.

Dan was crossing a snow field and the he totally started post holing.

by GogoJr February 28, 2011