An overpriced weekend boondoggle at a fancy hotel or spa resort under the guise of promoting mental, physical and spiritual health. All the while, guests stay in very posh rooms and are catered to at all stages. Guests ranges from unfortunate 500 CEO's to yoga mat guy to crypto saleswoman. All will brag to their friends how great a life changing experience it was but they inevitably return to their status quo.
Parker: I feel so great after my wellness retreat at Terranea this weekend. Massages, inspirational sorta TED Talks, farm to table organic whole grain paleo single sourced low glycemic gluten free planet friendly meals…it was amazing. I feel like a new man.
Logan: That's not a wellness retreat. That’s a poshness retreat. And you’ll be right back to pimping big pharma as soon as your Tesla is charged.
Parker: Ya, I guess you’re right. Wish they had just given me the $10,000 in stock options. See you later, gotta go get an office to prescribe more of that new late night advertised wonder drug that is marginally better than the old one but at ten times the price.
Logan: That's not a wellness retreat. That’s a poshness retreat. And you’ll be right back to pimping big pharma as soon as your Tesla is charged.
Parker: Ya, I guess you’re right. Wish they had just given me the $10,000 in stock options. See you later, gotta go get an office to prescribe more of that new late night advertised wonder drug that is marginally better than the old one but at ten times the price.
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Wonderful person, down to earth and very caring to others. When someone needs him he is there to lend a hand. Funny, always laughing and always has a smile on his face. Definitely a ladies man
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Pronounced: "Poe-Sh-ane-kah"
A word that originates from the game Hollow Knight Silksong, which means "Hail Warrior", "On your feet", or some other form of formal friendly greeting, presumably between friends or family.
A word that originates from the game Hollow Knight Silksong, which means "Hail Warrior", "On your feet", or some other form of formal friendly greeting, presumably between friends or family.
Person 1: "Poshanka!"
Person 2 who doesn't know what they just said: "What?"
Person 1: "You seriously don't know what that means?"
Person 3: "I do! Poshanka my friends!"
Person 1: "Yippee! :3"
Person 2 who doesn't know what they just said: "What?"
Person 1: "You seriously don't know what that means?"
Person 3: "I do! Poshanka my friends!"
Person 1: "Yippee! :3"
by James Calysto (JC) January 22, 2026
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