a granny poot is when your grandma (or any grandparent) farts really loud and doesn't say anything (and nobody reacts to it) because they're old and gassy.
johnny: did you hear pops fart at thanksgiving dinner?
samuel: yeah, it was one hell of a granny poot.
samuel: yeah, it was one hell of a granny poot.
by survival of th beean October 30, 2018
Get the granny pootmug. by itsroach September 10, 2023
Get the pootmug. 
Ashley: So how was Adam last nightš
Brittany: He said he was packinā hard but he had a real poot of a cum shot.
Brittany: He said he was packinā hard but he had a real poot of a cum shot.
by 2012foedfusion December 19, 2020
Get the pootmug. Derived from the word pooter (meant for entomological purposes) meaning the desire to suck someone into a small vial and keep them in your collection forever. Can also be used to suck the life or other substances out of someone.
Other derivations include: pootibility, pootage, pootosity, pooting, poot poot
Other derivations include: pootibility, pootage, pootosity, pooting, poot poot
Me: 10/10 would poot
Friend 1: yeah pootibility through the roof
Friend 2: poot me hard daddy
Friend 3: her pootage is unreal
Friend 1: yeah pootibility through the roof
Friend 2: poot me hard daddy
Friend 3: her pootage is unreal
by Entomodel August 5, 2017
Get the Pootmug. A general term for a socially autistic odd ball individual. The sort of person that panics when they're asked what sort of bread they want at Subway and has never gone to a party.
by Jptn December 6, 2017
Get the Pootmug.