Pooting

When you're on your fourth conference call of the day, and you feel that rumble in your belly that suggests you're gonna have to run for it and take your laptop with you.

A Meeting where you're actually having a Poop.

Apologies for the echo, but I've had back to back meetings, so I had to make this one a Pooting...

by biznuge November 12, 2020

Poot

To toot on a person then poop

See skart.

Mike was a poot he was laughing like a laggard and then he changed his clothes.

by GluftenEed December 8, 2017

poot

a wee shart. a polite toot.

he pooted

by tehejadentime March 5, 2022

Poot

Derived from the word pooter (meant for entomological purposes) meaning the desire to suck someone into a small vial and keep them in your collection forever. Can also be used to suck the life or other substances out of someone.

Other derivations include: pootibility, pootage, pootosity, pooting, poot poot

Me: 10/10 would poot
Friend 1: yeah pootibility through the roof

Friend 2: poot me hard daddy

Friend 3: her pootage is unreal

by Entomodel August 5, 2017

poot

A really disappointing cum shot

Ashley: So how was Adam last night😏
Brittany: He said he was packin’ hard but he had a real poot of a cum shot.

by 2012foedfusion December 19, 2020

Poot

A general term for a socially autistic odd ball individual. The sort of person that panics when they're asked what sort of bread they want at Subway and has never gone to a party.

Stop being such a poot and come out.
Poot - individual
Poots - collective
Pooty - adjective

by Jptn December 6, 2017