poot

when someone does something rude or dumb. or insults you.

kennedi: did you see what miranda did to leah?
lauren: ikr, that was so poot of her

lauren: your ugly and annoying
kennedi: that was really poot of you

by peachesSTDS May 12, 2020

Poot

Verb, Adjective, Noun

When a man ejaculates a pinner/small amount of semen and/or when a man has a boring orgasm, typically caused after frequent masturbation or multiple rounds of sex.

Originated from Vancouver BC via. KVu and Alex

Alex: Man I was fucking this bitch third round and I just had a poot.
Kay: Aw man I hate pooting.

by KhVu September 18, 2017

poots boot

A person who is a party pooper, or just has no motivation.

Hey bitch, you act like a real poots boot when your on the rag.

by brittainysaurus April 23, 2010

Poot

Synonym for fart and shart or a sign you are ready to defacate.

Also translates to hate in the Tagalog language.

You better not poot in the car.

Ewww don’t poot on me..

by OnlyFactsHereHoney March 4, 2022

pew poot

something you take in the bathroom

Please take a pew poot pot

by gatorworks December 22, 2013

Ka-poot

When a female human has a multi level fart situation and the last poot (the caboose fart) travels up the vag then makes a slight pop noise.

“I had a ka-poot!”

“I was walking and I thought I had to fart, but it was only a ka-poot.”

by DakotaScottMoore March 29, 2022

Poot

A general term for a socially autistic odd ball individual. The sort of person that panics when they're asked what sort of bread they want at Subway and has never gone to a party.

Stop being such a poot and come out.
Poot - individual
Poots - collective
Pooty - adjective

by Jptn December 6, 2017