Poseidon poke

When you’re pooping and toilet water splashes onto your butthole.

Me: omg I just got poseidon poked!!
Friend in the stall next to me: That’s crazy bro!!

by QuinnReed.4201 October 26, 2022

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Poke-Hentai

A type of hentai that includes Pokémon or a character wearing a Pokémon outfit.

Poke-Hentai can be very hot and sexual when performed well.

by A cat-dog May 6, 2019

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mosey poke

When getting from one place to another at an unnecessarily slow pace, not mentally just physically

If you mosey poke around while at work you boss is sure to get upset with you .

by mix March 29, 2015

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Poke the moon

This is a euphemism for anal fingering. Or anal probing with ones phalanges.

Last night after some heaving petting, we decided to move on to poke the moon instead, this was considerably more pleasurable.

by Blades-runner December 30, 2017

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gopher poking

when you have to make doo butt dont have a place to go to so your gopher pokes out of its hole... the corn hole.

I had to take a shit so bad I was gopher poking.

i was gopher poking when i attempted figging and i think the gopher isnt a vegan.

I bet I can save those gopher poke folk by making free solar porta pottys with fans and dryer sheets and pay for it with advertising on the porta pottys.

by openInvent December 17, 2016

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