two player
A slang used by the post nintendo generation, to gauge in code their friends willingness to engage in group sex with a girl.
A slang used by the post nintendo generation, to gauge in code their friends willingness to engage in group sex with a girl.
Mario: hey meeta the princess!
Luigi: holy smokes shes-a-hot! you wanna to go two player on her?
Mario: no shes-a-not like that but we find-a-a-girl in-a-the club tonight to go two player ok?
Luigi: super, mario!
(fist bump)
Luigi: holy smokes shes-a-hot! you wanna to go two player on her?
Mario: no shes-a-not like that but we find-a-a-girl in-a-the club tonight to go two player ok?
Luigi: super, mario!
(fist bump)
by captianstabber May 14, 2014
Get the two playermug. When you’re playing a game and the opponent/enemy is absolutely horrendous at the game. The term comes from the idea that the opponent/enemy throws their controller/game pad like a “slinky” down the stairs and hopes for the best, giving them the name “slinky player” because they blow cock at the game.
Look at that fucking slinky player! He’s playing like an absolute dumbass! This man can’t even get one damn kill, let alone build to save his life!
-obversedd
-obversedd
by Obversedd October 18, 2019
Get the Slinky playermug. Whenever a low elo player tells a high elo player they cant play normal games in league of legends because he is better at the game
by ChronoProno February 1, 2019
Get the Player Draftmug. Someone who acts and makes you think they are your friend and someone you can trust forever, but then one day they switch up on you for no reason...basically it’s like getting player but by your friend instead of your lover.
by jjhasbollas August 17, 2019
Get the Friend playermug. A specific elite social bracket of MMORPG players. Common characteristics of a top player include:
Adversity in the face of danger.
Leadership qualities; ability to place a large party of guildmates into critical situations i.e. guildhunts, and return without sustaining casualities (Khaz an exception).
Large penis.
Adversity in the face of danger.
Leadership qualities; ability to place a large party of guildmates into critical situations i.e. guildhunts, and return without sustaining casualities (Khaz an exception).
Large penis.
by Deadly123 November 25, 2007
Get the top playersmug. A guy named Beter (Peter), who plays all the girls.
He is not afraid of making the girl, by force, friendzone him.
Even if he says he will give you some time to think, he is still going to find and text new girls.
You are never safe from the PB
He is not afraid of making the girl, by force, friendzone him.
Even if he says he will give you some time to think, he is still going to find and text new girls.
You are never safe from the PB
by MooMeister November 10, 2021
Get the Player Betermug. Best player from the best team, regardless of anything else, specifically in college basketball conferences like the ACC.
Me: Hey man, did you see that Mike Scott put up 35 against Maryland? He is top 3 in almost every major non-guard stat. Player of the year for sure.
Voter: No, Player of the Year is about the team's performance. Also who the hell is Mike Scott?
Me: He plays for Virginia...
Voter: oh yeah! I saw them when UNC and Duke played them.
Voter: No, Player of the Year is about the team's performance. Also who the hell is Mike Scott?
Me: He plays for Virginia...
Voter: oh yeah! I saw them when UNC and Duke played them.
by NC Homer June 14, 2012
Get the Player of the Yearmug.