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Pen Pirate

1. One who steals pens from friends, family, co-workers, strangers, etc. and leaves little pieces of paper or flags with the Pen Pirate emblem on it.

2. A group of people on facebook that steal pens and leave their mark that post pictures and brag about it.

3. A famous pirate that sails on the boat he calls the Penmanship
AHH, I got hit by the Pen Pirate! They took another pen!
by BlackbeardPirate November 17, 2011
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Backsplash protection

When one is on their way to excrete the devil from their bowels, you place a thin sheet of toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet bowl giving you backsplash protection
"I just dropped the motherlode in that toilet."

"I bet your ass got drowned in backsplash."

"Nah i used backsplash protection."
by xTimmins September 2, 2013
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advanced protection

When more than one condom is used at a time. For example, using an entire box of condoms will make your dick look like a cocoon.
Girl: I won't have sex with you unless you wear two condoms.

Guy: Sure thing, I have advanced protection.
by ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyylmao June 1, 2016
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Dust Pirate

An younger individual (commonly male, but sometimes female) who frequently makes attempts at sexual conquests with other indivuals over the age of 60.
Person 1: "Yo, did you hear Billy banged this this dude's grandma?"
Person 2: "No, but I'm not surprised, Billy is such a dust pirate."
by YourAssassin May 30, 2016
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Swag pirate

A massive cunt who steals other people's swag in an attempt to be accepted by society but fails miserably because they're a useless piece of shit that can't do anything
by Starker March 30, 2017
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clown pirate

A clown pirate is an absolute joke of a human being
My manager Eric is such a clown pirate
by Hugo Lost June 12, 2017
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assword protection

When you coat your laptop in your own shit to deter people from using it.
Tony's laptop had strong assword protection - he had smudged the mouse with a thick, plentiful wad of bowel butter so Jennifer couldnt access photos of him pounding her Mum's anus while she slept.
by Zonal K August 21, 2019
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