Physical Moron

Victorian era English for the term retard.

“Brace a man while he’s grooming himself, hope the intimacy makes him feel vulnerable. An admirable tactic, Bryan. You must think I’m a physical moron. That’s Victorian for retard, understand? You want me to testify against my son, at my peril, and you don’t even tender the reach-around of immunity?”

by theGuyWhoLikeDefinitions July 24, 2023

Physical Constructive Criticism

The appropriate action to take when someone is being such an asshole that you owe it to *them* to punch them in the face.

That guy's an asshole. Let's take him out to the alley out back and give him some physical constructive criticism.

OR

Your honor, it was just a little physical constructive criticism.

by t3h Wu April 19, 2010

Physical Contact

Showing affection to another. Continuously touching body, showing love. Couples show affection (physical contact) most times by kissing or touching each other repetitively.

Man, do you see how much physical contact Joey is showing torwards Lauren. How is that not PDA.

by ski fielding July 20, 2016

Theoretical Physicist

Contrary to the other definition, a theoretical physicist is actually a masochist who spends years trying to figure out some shit that mankind won't find useful until long after he's dead. More likely though, he will be left as a fleeting memory in the minds of apathetic and high high school students.

Student 1: duude. relativity n shit is weird as fuck. i dont know who made it, porbably some theoretical physicist
Student 2: I think it was Newton

by HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHA January 6, 2021

Quantum Physicality

Sexual attraction to or any sexual act involving dimensional rifts/dark matter, i.e. black holes, wormholes

Have you seen the new quantum physicality vid? That hole gets f**ked HARD!

by Maleficus Nex October 26, 2008

physical education

(also called PE) a form of child abuse that consists of kids that are forced to participate in sports that they would rather not do. The people that enjoy this are the dumb ass jocks who think that PE is the most important thing and enjoy tormenting people that aren't athletic. For people that do not like PE, it can create stress and make them unpopular. I believe that physical education is wrong and should be taken out of schools NOW!

Physical education IS a form of child abuse. Join CEPEIS now! (Crusade to End Physical Education In Schools Now)

by Level 12 September 5, 2005

physicist bitch

a physicist bitch is a girl capable of thought and reason.

Damn this physicist bitch knows how to read!

by PIMP3800 April 27, 2006