Peak Midness

When something is so horrendously mid that literally nothing could ever be worse than it; basically the equivalent to utter garbage.
Guy 1: hey, you should totally subscribe to Vivziepop!
Guy 2: you mean that satanist bitch? All her content is nothing but peak midness!
Guy 1: ...I need to rethink my entire life.
by Cool psyeudonym November 01, 2024
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Big Peak

a very fat kid who eats a crap ton of food, goes to the gym and is super desperate for a gf. complains eats and naps .
Big peak was cooking with the rec center worker.
by big_dog33 April 23, 2024
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Peak Clutter

Like peak oil, but the extreme and onerous state of clutter at home or in your office where you just have to stop what you're doing, and put it all away, or really, just re-organize everything into new piles.

Also, super useful for procrastinating.

Also, a likely sign of executive dysfunction or neurospiciness.
I was 2:45 away from the deadline but I notice I was in Peak Clutter and I had to deal with that first. Still nailed the deadline! 🏆
by dgivista January 18, 2025
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Widower's peak

When an older guy's hairline starts to recede, giving the illusion of a widow's peak.
Larry: Is that Brad? I didn't know he had a widow's peak.
John: Nah, that's not his natural hair line, his temples are just balding. That's a widower's peak.
by dinomoo January 20, 2020
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Peakness

A state of being.

Reaching the ultimate 'peak' (highest point) in something.
"They have overcome the obstacles thrown at them in life, and through His power and grace, have reached ultimate peakness for His Kingdom."
by onlybygraceee June 15, 2018
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freak peak

We tried enjoying our nature walk, but Billy Bob Joe would not stop freak peaking.
by Hunterdaddy44 October 18, 2019
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Peak Ribbit

meaning “fire” or “bombotherwise meaning something that is cool and awesome.
“guys, that movie was soo peak ribbit.”

“i love peak ribbit bitches”

“this is such a peak ribbit fit, right guys?”
by March 29, 2024
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