"Hey I'm kind of hungry."
"Don't worry I came Paul-ready. I've gote frozen or hors d'oeuvres in my backpack."
"Holy shit zombies!"
"No problem. I'm Paul-ready. I've got throwing stars and this book on how to kill zombies in my backpack
"Don't worry I came Paul-ready. I've gote frozen or hors d'oeuvres in my backpack."
"Holy shit zombies!"
"No problem. I'm Paul-ready. I've got throwing stars and this book on how to kill zombies in my backpack
by BikeMarine June 12, 2010

Jai Paul's music has revolutionized electronic/future/indie/R&B music as we know it today. His song, BTSTU, influenced artists such as Flume etc. and Drake, G-Eazy and Beyonce have taken samples from this song. Jai's pretty elusive when it come to music releases, and he's pretty off the grid with the media. All in all, he's mysterious af and he produces fresh beats.
Did you hear Jai Paul is releasing a new album soon?
Yeah, well for Jai Paul, soon could mean anything in between the next 5-10 years...
Yeah, well for Jai Paul, soon could mean anything in between the next 5-10 years...
by summerwolff99 June 21, 2016

An Irish hero featured in many of the celtic legends of Derry. A firey haired, Passionate man, Paul Farrell is reputed to have once laid waste to an entire English Fort because of an insult made to his mother.
English soldier: ' Paul Farrell, your mother and all irish mothers are inferior in maternal instinct to those of mighty england'
Paul: 'because of your insults, on this night i will slay you and your kind.there will be no quater given.'
Paul: 'because of your insults, on this night i will slay you and your kind.there will be no quater given.'
by thebryanmyster April 22, 2009

Created the band I'm Not Paul Bradshaw. He's the person you want to be but can't because no one is in fact Paul Bradshaw. Not Even Paul Bradshaw. It is almost another name for human because he, just like you is human. No one knows who or where he came from or why he is all over your myspace and facebook, but he's there, and he doesn't seem to be going anywhere. Back in the day, you would only hear the world Paul come before McCartney and Bradshaw coming after Terry, but now, Paul(AKA'd as Jesus in some religious groups) has created something that cannot be destroyed by man. Paul Bradshaw. This fictional character has found his way into the real world with a mission that will mesh the metal genre with every other music genre there is. He only creates music that he likes. He doesn't care what you like, or if you like what he creates. He will always do what he wants to do. Matt Damon was sent to help him on this mission, but bailed to be an actor. Even though this happened, Paul Bradshaw still thanks Matt Damon for everything that he's done for him at every show during the song "Who We Are". Do You Remember Paul Bradshaw Radio?
Who the f*ck is Paul Bradshaw?
I'm Not Paul Bradshaw
Why is this Paul Bradshaw stankin' up my Myspace bulletin board?
Are you, or are you not Paul Bradshaw?
I'm Not Paul Bradshaw
Why is this Paul Bradshaw stankin' up my Myspace bulletin board?
Are you, or are you not Paul Bradshaw?
by TheWorld1 February 3, 2010

by lordlibra November 4, 2020

when someone induces xanax and is convinced his balls are actually bigger than they are said man goes and kills a bunch of people for satisfaction of revenge with a .38 revolver
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