Pulling a Parker

when you accidentally spill hummus on a girls face whose blacked out and when you’re “blacked out” also

guy 1:“dude he nuttedonnaface!” guy 2:“no way! did he really pull a parker?”
pulling a parker

by girlwithhummus March 24, 2021

Benis Parker

1. Just Penis Parker but adding a B emoji on Penis.
2. A YTP Shitpost variant.

If you're a normie, you'll say "Benis Parker" instead of "Penis Parker"

by Ronald Lee September 25, 2021

chris parker

A man you meet in a social setting that is so charming you take home have sex with then get pregnant. When you go to find him to tell him, you find out there is no Chris Parker and you were fooled.

I met Chris Parker last night and he is amazing. He's going to call me so we can go out again.

by ChrisParker March 9, 2022

scott parker

the greatest footballer alive. Unrivaled in terms of his passing ability, shot power, and awesomeness. He will surely go down as one of the greatest soccer players who ever lived.

"Did you see that 35 yard rip from Scott Parker?!"

by King of the Sands September 18, 2011

Parker House

adj. or n. -a nickname for a person who is always thinking of sex. They are known for wanting to take it to the next level. They tend to be sexy and often have the topic of sex come up in their conversations.

"Oh my gosh! Michelle is such a Parker House!"

by wil_roc_u May 25, 2009

tia parker

Inserting the lips into the slimy sludge gates and rapidly moving them (like horses lips) this causes the movement of shit into the mouth, it is then gargled onto the face.

Last night I did a tia parker on my girlfriend

by queen of vagina December 4, 2014

Thats a Parker

Reffering to Parker brand feminine hygiene pruducts i.e. douches. The term is used to call out someone when they are being rude, and or, acting like a jack ass.

Dude, thats a parker.

by Garner April 20, 2008