Pansexual

Girls with BV, and dudes with small dicks who are in denial about why traditional relationships don’t work out for them.

Bob: “Dude this girl from last night smelled like a turtle tank. I had to hide my retching when I pulled off her panties.” Kyle: “yeah she sounds like a “Pansexual”, don’t body shame her. 😂😂😂”

by Blue haired trigger beast. August 1, 2021

pansexual

It means you love fucking pots and pans

"Im a pansexual apparently"

"what? like you love fucking pots and pans"

by motherpundek June 15, 2021

Pansexual

Pansexual means to like everyone regardless of their gender. We have no preference at all. (not the same as bi,and we dont like actual PANS)

Per1:Want to go out?
Per2:but arnt you pan?
Per1: Yes but pansexual means to like everyone regardless of their gender so I can like boys to

by handsomebeautiful_person July 18, 2021

Pansexual

The sexual attraction to pans of all kinds. Ex. Woks, Frying Pan (etc.). This category can be opened up to all sorts of kitchen objects and appliances. Ex. Blender, Stove, Pot, Microwave, Oven (etc.)

I had to make sure that the pansexuals didn’t get into the kitchen, they’d be there all day long.

by anonymous April 17, 2022

pansexual

not limited in sexual choice with regard to biological sex, gender, or gender identity.

I met some pansexual girls

by YouGotCoconutMalled January 19, 2022

Pansexual

YUP WE LIKE FUCKING DISHES

Cheese: "mmm frying pans are so hot right?"
King: "Oh so you're pansexual"

by da_floofy_cheez_bean April 15, 2022

Pansexual

Pansexual(“pan”) is a sexual orientation within the LGBTQ community. Also called the “gender blind” sexuality, it’s defined by an attraction to a person, regardless of gender.(although some people use pan to describe attraction to all gender but with a preference) Pansexual is different to Bisexual, and no it does not qualify as an attraction to kitchenware.

Kat: i’m pansexual!
Lisa: so you’re attracted to pans??
kat: istg-

by Hahaimcomingforyourwig July 10, 2021