When somebody has a case of premature ejaculation caused in part by them explaining their fetish to another person.
I was in therapy, explaining how I feel about bondage to my therapist, and talking about bondage made me experience premature explanation
by orangefiend May 25, 2020
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The way trump has handled C19 is just one premature evaluation to another: from saying everything was under control, to it going away by Easter, to how he promoted hydroxychloriquine, to how the economy was going to see a "V" shaped recovery, and on and on.
by MRMNYC June 15, 2020
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Get the premature coochie mug.Declaring victory in an election before sufficient votes are tallied to credibly or realistically claim victory.
by ZowieZ November 2, 2020
Get the Premature Ejaculection mug.Damn- still got half my bagel left and I'm out of cream cheese. I'm such a premature creamcheesulator...
by Drinking Enthusiast March 23, 2017
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I know people sometimes forget they aren't supposed to clap between movements during a classical music concert, but premature clapulation before Led Zeplin's "Thank You" fades back at the end is unforgiveable.
by OldGrandad April 2, 2017
Get the premature clapulation mug.When you try to fix a situation you've gotten yourself into, and you end up fixing it faster than you thought you would. Referring to when you eat a cake mix before baking it, yet it still ends up being nice
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