planet jade

A trippy ass planet that only Jade can take you to since she's from there and just visiting earth. Its main attractions are sexy sex and jeffery's (with eveything but goddamn clorax)

its location is unknown by anyone but jade unfortunaly

fucking planet jade

by trip trip March 24, 2012

planet lexwxrld

Planet lexwxrld is a planet where there’s only love and fear without fear life is meaningless.
…🛸🌏

In 3248 I’m go to planet lexwxrld 🛸🌏

by Lexwxrld June 2, 2022

Planet smoothie

A place where they sell blended fruit drinks and have the hottest young employees!!!!

I want to see some girls and get a smoothie at the same time I know where to go! Planet smoothie

by Epictailz January 25, 2017

Planet's virus

Any virus that attacks and causes change.

The planet's virus highlighted social problems.

by Natural Life March 7, 2021

New to the planet?

Sarcastically stating or questioning someone who absolutely has no clue about what's going on in the world or has lived a sheltered life and verifies it by talking.

Person 1: Did you get a Covid shot?
Person 2: What's Covid?
Person 1: New to the planet?

Person 1: I've never seen a Tom Hanks movie.
Person 2: You must be new to the planet.

by BillyVito October 4, 2021

The Most Amazing Person On The Planet

Jessica Kay Hoffman

The title of The Most Amazing Person On The Planet is held by Jessica Kay Hoffman

by Dictionarious Mysterious November 27, 2020

captain of the planet

The most amazing man on the planet. He is the best lover with a very large cock. He is "The Captain of the Planet". Example: "Hey guys, last night I came 7 times during sex with The Captain of the Planet!"

Hey guys, I came 7 times last night during sex with The captain of the Planet!

by Applesauce0917 April 5, 2020