Platonic Friend

A very close male friend that a woman has. Their relationship is strictly "just friends" and usually never involves anything sexual. Men do not have platonic friends, just simply women they haven't fucked yet.

Somewhere along the way, John made a wrong turn and slipped into the friends zone by not making a sexual move on Cindy.

Joe: "Do you know what a platonic friend is to a woman?"

Max: "No"

Joe: "A dick in a glass case. In case of an emergency, BREAK GLASS"

by McDavid53 August 6, 2008

third platoon

Simply put we are the ultimate fighting force in the world. We're all about taking names and kicking ass. Our leaders are just that, leaders. When we fuck bitches we laugh when they cry from getting ass fucked. We piss excellence. Some of our achievments are, spinkickabortion.com, Saber challenge all time winners, 4 men in the platoon have made their lady's get an abortion, and we have a clinically retarded member. (timothy bies)

Jesus to God: why did you name me jesus?

God:

well because i couldnt think of anythin better

Jesus:

i think the name third platoon is a good name

God

Well god damnit your right

by Captian Long-dong June 23, 2009

Platonic sex

Unlike some people who confuse platonic sex with casual sex, platonic sex means sex with someone who you don’t have any sexual attraction to. For example most lesbians in porn are just jacking each other off without actually feeling any sexual pull or attraction. These types of relationships exist in real life too, distinct from a traditional “friends with benefits” because the sexual attraction component is distinctly missing. Platonic sex just involves two friends jacking each other off, without any sexual attraction to each other, like a vibrator but it’s a person. Some straight people would be uncomfortable with this because being sexually close with someone of the same gender disgusts them, or gay people with someone of the opposite gender. However there are many others who experience neither disgust or attraction and can have platonic “sex” with someone of the gender they aren’t attracted to. See also, gay for pay or acting.

P1: Me and Becky jacked each other off last night it was great
P2: oh damn I didn’t know you guys were gay
P1: oh naw we’re both totally straight it’s just platonic sex
P2: isn’t that just the definition of being gay?

P1: no... gay people are actually sexually attracted to each other, Becky and I don’t have chemistry like that we’re just helping each other out

by acebutch July 5, 2020

platon-o-pals

Friends who are very intimate or affectionate, but not in a sexual nature.

"You're a lesbian, she's a lesbian, and you're both hot. Why don't you two get together?"

"I love her, but we're just platon-o-pals"

by jfed November 21, 2006

platonic boyfriend

someone who is very close to someone, yet is not in a romantic or sexual relationship

A- were such good friends, youre like my platonic boyfriend

by noodlezzzz43 March 6, 2022

plumoid

the username of a really cool guy, and or also means perfect being

you are a plumoid

by plumoid October 31, 2023

plutotonic

A physical relationship that, like the former planet Pluto, used to exist, but now is just a non-physical friendship.

Yeah, we used to fool around alot, but now we're strictly plutotonic.

by bluzenn February 28, 2009