Saxaphone Player

BTS Namjoon once misheard BTS Taehyung say that he wants to be a saxaphone player if he wasn’t in BTS and heard that he wants to be a sexy porn star

“And I’m sexy like a porn star” “and I’m a saxaphone player”

by Namjoons legs are my kink July 19, 2018

MMORPG player

A person who plays MMORPGs and is usually, contrary to popular belief, not actually obese and/or addicted.

I'm an MMORPG player.

by hipatrick12 October 14, 2020

Rust player

A player who shits their pants and lives in their parents basement

"Oh yeah im a rust player"
"Oh so you shit your pants and live in your parents basement?"

by Yourfavoritedumbass__ May 4, 2022

xbox player

A gamer who casually gets their ass licked by a male hooker on friday nights and loves cocktails cause they think it comes from someones actual cock. Hence “cock”

Switch player: i can’t imagine getting my ass ate right now on friday.

Gamestop employee: Yeah when u buy an xbox series s|x it gives you a free 30 day trial to Grindr so they use that opportunity

Switch Player: Wow being an xbox player sounds like an experience.

by LeNoodles James September 18, 2023

Zed Players

A champion in League of Legends where if you play this champion you automatically suck.

Nathaniel: What champion do you main?
Francis : Zed
Nathaniel: lol ur bad

Zed Players = nonce

by YesMyEyesAreSidewards October 30, 2022

two player

two player

A slang used by the post nintendo generation, to gauge in code their friends willingness to engage in group sex with a girl.

Mario: hey meeta the princess!
Luigi: holy smokes shes-a-hot! you wanna to go two player on her?
Mario: no shes-a-not like that but we find-a-a-girl in-a-the club tonight to go two player ok?
Luigi: super, mario!
(fist bump)

by captianstabber May 14, 2014

Player of the Year

Best player from the best team, regardless of anything else, specifically in college basketball conferences like the ACC.

Me: Hey man, did you see that Mike Scott put up 35 against Maryland? He is top 3 in almost every major non-guard stat. Player of the year for sure.

Voter: No, Player of the Year is about the team's performance. Also who the hell is Mike Scott?

Me: He plays for Virginia...

Voter: oh yeah! I saw them when UNC and Duke played them.

by NC Homer June 14, 2012