Small Planet

The word “planet”, but smaller, like mercury.

That is a small planet.

by UH Hecker February 9, 2024

captain of the planet

The most amazing man on the planet. He is the best lover with a very large cock. He is "The Captain of the Planet". Example: "Hey guys, last night I came 7 times during sex with The Captain of the Planet!"

Hey guys, I came 7 times last night during sex with The captain of the Planet!

by Applesauce0917 April 5, 2020

Blue environment planet

Aghafuuuucccckkk!!!!!

At the top of my lungs, I scream at night to myself with uncontrollable thoughts of self-mutilation and harm and through it all hot pink comes the biggest banger of them all!: “Blue environment planet”

by Bad C dev December 10, 2025

Planetalism

Nationalism on a planetary scale. Planetalism teaches you to take pride in things you have never done, while hating aliens you've never met. Not to be confused with Planetism, which is simply favoritism of your own planet, without regard to alien species.

Don't assume all Earthlings are good and all Mars folk are bad, that's Planetalism.

by Digitalwolff June 27, 2022

Planet Cracker

One who plays Fenix with expert proficiency. This individual will get every kill and is always the MVP. He must be named Chris.

The blazing blue light of the planet cracker just saved everyone's ass.

by Aclyptico January 24, 2019

Planet Destroyer

An overweight or fat vegan.

I was attending a friend’s wedding, and his planet destroyer bride made the menu all vegan. She’s 5’3” and 250 lbs…ain’t no way she’s vegan!

by The Freshman King February 24, 2025

Planet Eriyana

A planet where kind,amazing, sweet, caring,funny, people belong, it’s a place of dreams to spend time with your loved ones.

Planet eriyana is such an amazing planet for wonderful people.

by occ.erick April 29, 2020