Peanut Butthurt is a play on the word "Peanut Butter". It is a sexual act that involves anal sex using crunchy peanut-butter as lube. Shards of peanuts that are present in crunchy-peanut butter can cause minute lacerations inside the rectum, which causes pain to the person on the receiving end of the "Peanut Butthurt". Hence the name.
Jack gave Samantha a Peanut Butthurt last night. Although it was pleasurable, Samantha was sore for days.
by CrepescularMonty September 8, 2011
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1/4 cup"Jiff" Peanut butter.
2 slices Cheap White bread.
1/4 cup "Smuckers" Any flavored jelly.
Bombdiggity.
1/4 cup"Jiff" Peanut butter.
2 slices Cheap White bread.
1/4 cup "Smuckers" Any flavored jelly.
Bombdiggity.
"bubble bubble bubbly"
-Inhale
"keep it goin, keep it goin, its still cherried!"
Exhale-
"Dude, I'm hungry.."
"Peanut Butter and Jelly??"
"hahaha, yeah."
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
mmmmmmmm.
-Inhale
"keep it goin, keep it goin, its still cherried!"
Exhale-
"Dude, I'm hungry.."
"Peanut Butter and Jelly??"
"hahaha, yeah."
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
mmmmmmmm.
by aadiercks April 14, 2008
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by Leigh Awkwardman December 2, 2003
Get the Peanut Butter Handjob mug.After a particularly greasy, oily, and runny dump, you realize you are out of toilet paper. Having no choice, you pull up your pants and head off to work with turds and the like all intertwined with your butt hair thus giving the appearance of peanut butter in the carpet.
My girlfriend puked last night in the middle of my bj. Turned out she found some peanut butter in the carpet.
by Rut#l3$$ June 28, 2008
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Ex 2: bro when my girlfriend wanted a golden shower last night, she was surprised by a peanut; one for each titty
Ex 2: bro when my girlfriend wanted a golden shower last night, she was surprised by a peanut; one for each titty
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Get the peanut spackle mug.That strange, uncomfortable pressure you get in the back of your throat/chest after eating too much peanut butter.
"Dude I just ate 3 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I think I'm having a peanut butter heart attack!"
"Damn bro you need to chill out with the peanut butter."
"Damn bro you need to chill out with the peanut butter."
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