by Knoxville1822 July 08, 2017
When you cum into that pussy and it’s beading up on the bottom of those labia, looking like a pearl in an oyster on the half shell. Then she squat down over yo confused ass face and the moment it hits yo tongue she pressure washes pee down yo throat.
Oyster Shooter
Oyster Shooter
“Bro I spent ten grand on some oyster shooters last night.” “What?!?! Where?!??”
“That red light district son”
“That red light district son”
by Daltronik February 12, 2025
The thick mucus coming from a women's vagina typically found covering her underwear at the end of a long day, which, with further research, may one day replace super glue.
"Guys, give me one minute! I have to go change my underwear because this one is coated with oyster glue!"
by Gary Pike July 23, 2015
The Raw Oyster, The Sexual act involving cracking a raw egg into your partners vagina and then proceed to scran it back out.
James: So David you finally do it with Beth.
David: Do what?
James: The Raw Oyster!
David: Oh yeah.. Shit was Fantastic!!!
David: Do what?
James: The Raw Oyster!
David: Oh yeah.. Shit was Fantastic!!!
by TheDadFromSpyKids July 23, 2024
by djay38 August 31, 2009
A popular alcoholic beverage consisting of 3 parts Natty Lite, one part smegma, and an oz. or 2 of semen, to taste. Mix together, shake until frothy, and enjoy.
Joey: "Dude, did you see how many Oyster Slurps Jason had at the Xmas Party?"
Tim: "That bitch is a fucking redneck oysterguzzling fool"
Joey: "Damn straight"
Tim: "That bitch is a fucking redneck oysterguzzling fool"
Joey: "Damn straight"
by Pat the Bunny December 15, 2008