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owned

word used by gamers. Typically shows a lack of knowledge of the outside world and the workings of the female body.
See also pwned
Gamer: I just owned u fuccin n00b

Average guy: well I guess I should give the control back to my 11 year old cousin go home and have some sex with my wife and or girlfriend and or woman I picked up at the bar.
by garrtron3030 August 21, 2008
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owned

the act of being someone's bitch, being in great debt to another, to be roaly fucked, to be humiliated.
The indians got totaly owned.

I owned your mom, sister, and girlfreind last night after you left.

That Navy Seal owned the shit out of Nick.
by The Daves May 25, 2005
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owned

to be dominated by someone or something
often used in conjugation with words such as indoid, hilarious, suckers, ass, sex, quite etc.
that ass did quite get hilariously DOMINATED!!!
by Hitler June 4, 2004
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owned by n00bz0rd

the unlikely chance of being owned by a n00b(s)

friends will say this and will bitchslap you
n00b: wow, my FIRST KILL EVER!

You: WTF s/he's a n00b

Your Friend: you just got owned by n00bz0rd! <bitch slap>
by megaman blu moon January 11, 2006
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Plantation owner

A white man who is currently 'friends with benefits' with numerous black women.
That Johan McClydesdale is banging Tennisha today, he is such a plantation owner. He was banging Ayiesha yesterday, Meka the day before, and Quintasia the day before that. He is a godly man.
by Squirt Doctor July 16, 2013
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Owlie

By calling someone an Owlie, you are calling them a loser, who has no life, and spends their time making theatrical references. Owlies are intensely annoying, they are often called "Angsty" "R00D" and "Idiot". Owlies have no idea what to do when it comes to social situations, so they are often made fun of. They are prone to injuries. If you through something while an Owlie is nearby, you will hit them. Do not hit the Owlie, they will come and attack you.
"Yo man, the fuck is that Owlie doing, sitting alone by herself like some kind of loser."
"But bro, she is a loser, she's an Owlie."
by OwlieSaunder October 23, 2017
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owninating

to utterly distroy an opponent in a game
Man, Jer is owninating all those guys in HALO!
by JerKenobi April 9, 2003
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