vacation dick

Not your significant other's dick. To be used while away from home, out of the country on vacation.
Hopefully you do not run into while at home.

"I was in Hawaii for a week and had some awesome vacation dick while I was there!"

by Sassymolassy617 June 2, 2016

vacation dick

A big penis. Larger than a regular penis, one you probably wouldn't recieve on a night out or from your boyfriend.

"This dude I hooked up with had vacation dick!"

by jakehodges9 May 25, 2016

vacation dick

The type of penis that is once in a year type. Opposite of "boyfriend dick" , the type you can take every day.

Girl i met this guy , he had a vacation dick it was so good, mandingo material!

by big dick weed racer eraser June 13, 2016

perfect vacation

A vacation planned as inviting another while pre-meditating all along the perfect getaway alone having the time of your

life pretending to sincerely wish you had came along & even invite you to fly out after your there without them.

A perfect vacation inviting someone then telling them you never meant to & it was a mistake a day before departure

by SmokeyRub March 15, 2015

vacation dick

As opposed to "boyfriend dick" this dick is larger than the boyfriend dick.

Friend: Did you get any dick in Florida?

Girl/Gay guy: Last night I hooked up with a guy with a vacation dick, I would be able to consume that on a daily basis.

by DickDefiner May 31, 2016

vacation dick

The monster 12"+ dick

Person 1: I took on that vacation dick

Person 2: I could tell it, wasn't leg day yesturday

by letitgogh June 16, 2016

Vacation Dick

When you have sex with a extremely large dick and can't do it more than a few times a year as opposed to boyfriend dick

I hooked up with a guy last night who had vacation dick. I can't sit down right now.

by McCheesy-1975 June 8, 2016