An office pinkey is a world warII term, used by combat marines, to describe (in derrogatory terms) non-combat Marine Corps rear eschelon, office personnel. An office worker with no suntan.
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
by rfurabbit August 26, 2009
A beverage that consists of dropping a 5 Hour energy shot into a cup of coffee and chugging it like a wounded sailor.
by busterhax June 28, 2012
1.an occupation for those who need to compensate for their small dick size
2. one who will never get laid
2. one who will never get laid
I was a fuckin faggot in high school who was bullied around by pretty much everyone. so to make up for it, and for the fact that my dick is the size of a red fire ant, I'll become a police officer.
Maybe if Jon didn't have that gay looking hair, always worry about how people drove, and wasn't a fuckin asshole he would get laid once in a while. but he's too much of a police officer.
Maybe if Jon didn't have that gay looking hair, always worry about how people drove, and wasn't a fuckin asshole he would get laid once in a while. but he's too much of a police officer.
by krowkneeklay July 27, 2011
a suck up with feminin qualities
Someone who was ignored most of his life.
So, you give him a little authority and it goes to his head.
Most of what he has accomplished, he has done so by making
himself look like the golden child, and others look stupid.
He has done this by acting like a friend, and then
airing all their dirt to the boss, making the office
fairy look grandeous. In reality, he is a snake.
If you wanna ruffle his feathers, bring something to his
attention he did wrong
NOT HIM = = NOT THE OFFICE FAIRY/ GOODY GOODY DO-GOODER!!
Also, if you are a female, and you kiss his ass, you don't
even have to do a good job, and he will put in a good word
for you just for being the office fairy's "ego-booster"
this includes batting your eyes, smiling at him, telling him how great he is.
Someone who was ignored most of his life.
So, you give him a little authority and it goes to his head.
Most of what he has accomplished, he has done so by making
himself look like the golden child, and others look stupid.
He has done this by acting like a friend, and then
airing all their dirt to the boss, making the office
fairy look grandeous. In reality, he is a snake.
If you wanna ruffle his feathers, bring something to his
attention he did wrong
NOT HIM = = NOT THE OFFICE FAIRY/ GOODY GOODY DO-GOODER!!
Also, if you are a female, and you kiss his ass, you don't
even have to do a good job, and he will put in a good word
for you just for being the office fairy's "ego-booster"
this includes batting your eyes, smiling at him, telling him how great he is.
by TinaBeany May 09, 2008
The game which is played within an office setting where a man or woman influences the opposite sex using professional game which may include innocent flirtation but does not require it.
by G Hustle August 26, 2016
by Jamel The Camelll November 22, 2009