Similar to Jet Lag, Sports Lag is that fatigue you feel after staying up late to watch the game on tv.
Joe: Dude,why are you so sleepy, it's 10am and you have a meeting.
Dude: Ah man, I got Sports Lag from watching Monday Night Football.
Dude: Ah man, I got Sports Lag from watching Monday Night Football.
by PeterPo October 22, 2009
Get the Sports Lagmug. The art of going to fancy restaurants with outdoor patio areas, and competitively choosing the best seat for yourself and a group of others, taking into account aspects such as direction of the sun, best view, exact wind direction, and distance from servers to get fastest service.
The sport becomes competitive as the participant competes to stay drinking fine wine the longest, and people 40 years or older who compete have been known to engage in combat to secure a table.
The sport becomes competitive as the participant competes to stay drinking fine wine the longest, and people 40 years or older who compete have been known to engage in combat to secure a table.
Jacqui is out doing some patio sports downtown. Hopefully this time there won’t be as many casualties from her fighting for the perfect table.
by Zytopian July 14, 2023
Get the Patio Sportsmug. A term that a kid came up with to rename the term of "manual shift" or "Slapstick" because he forgot what the S really stands for on a shifter, when I'm reality the car must be built default sport to be a sports car.
Kid: Oh crap, I forgot what the S means on my shifter, I'll call it sport mode because it makes me feel like I'm going faster.
by Leslian September 17, 2022
Get the Sport Modemug. by pschareuchattintomefamEEEEEEEE March 20, 2021
Get the sports cockmug. by ChrisHagen April 4, 2016
Get the to sport a semimug. 
by gajsjhsbkwaige March 30, 2023
Get the ben with sportsmug.