Murphy

The awesomest guy to ever live.friendly,awesome and is beast.Has great friends and they're awesome too.

Murphy is AWESOME

by MoneyMoneyMoneyMoneyMoney$$$$$ April 20, 2017

Murphy Richards

a orange haired kid that i fucked.... he has a 11 inch penis.... gurls if i was 1 of u i would fuck this kid for another 11 hours peace out love ya nigga

orange haired kid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I luv u

by Katie Lanno January 22, 2005

The Murphy

A sex move involving 2 guys a dead person and a ladder where one person is having sex with the dead person whale the other jumps of the ladder on to the dead person making guts go everywhere. This results in extra pleasure

Dan: Hey Mike why do you have all have all those dead person guts all over you?
Mike: Last night me and Marcus went to the graveyard and did The Murphy to Sally's dead body and because i won rock paper scissors Marcus had to jump.

by Dan the Man Sanderfield January 31, 2008

murphy lee

Created possibly the worst song of 2003 (besides clap back of course) and belongs in catergories with rappers such ass ja rule and coolio

wat da hook gon be? you aint gonna hear anotha song from me

by Chester March 10, 2004

Murphy Brown

You will need a mini-fridge next to your bed, the lights out, and someone you don't like. Latex glove is optional. Under cover of darkness slip the glove on and suggest doggy style to this person. Use some lube or your finger to get it wet an loose. Then reach into the fridge and pull out frozen log of feces and rapidly insert into preferred orafice. Then simply get up and walk away. She or he will never want to have sex with you again.

Melissa came over again last night and wouldn't leave me alone. So I invited her upstairs and gave her a murphy brown

by jango threat June 18, 2009

Jesus murphy

A character in "The Heretic," a one-man show by Christian Conner.

"Jesus Murphy, evangelical atheist"
-"The Heretic" by Christian O'Conner

by Tristan October 22, 2003

Murphy

Someone in the work place who has no idea what they are doing in any way, shape, or form. They claim to have vast knowledge, but insist on doing nothing and demand that others do their work for them. This person has no social skills whatsoever. Somehow the conversation always gets back to talking about how cool they think they are. They walk around clutching the end of their sleeves nervously, and are content to waste time doing anything but work. All they care about is kissing ass and taking other people's ideas.

They are the Papa Murphy's of the workplace. Mediocre in every way, and yet still gets paid.

Ugh, she is being such a Murphy today.

I hate that guy. He's such a Murphy.

by charlie.99 November 4, 2014